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25 M Lahti, Finland

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:05am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Finnish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hello, I'm a guy from Finland who can't write a coherent and well thought self description on a dating site without feeling incredibly silly, so here are some random facts:

EDIT: If you stumble upon my profile and feel like giving me 4-5 stars because I don't seem like a half bad sort, please send me a message instead. I don't seem to be getting any more emails from OKC saying who likes me. Anyways, the facts:

-I'm often loud and crude, I swear like sailor, I drink like a Finn(amazingly enough), I smoke like a... I don't know. Guy who doesn't smoke that much really. I look angry a lot even though I almost never am, I wear leather jackets, ragged jeans, chains and combat boots... yet girls looking for a bad boy often seem to find themselves disappointed because I'm actually just a big softie who avoids being an asshole to people and talking/thinking shit about them. Sometimes that requires a bit of effort, but I try.

-I'm a metalhead and an atheist, but to the surprise of quite a few people I've encountered who know this, I don't bash religions or religious people all the time and enjoy lots of music that doesn't have blast beats and some half-ogre roaring his lungs out. Even rap, even country. Hell, bring out the fucking polka and I'll dig it, just don't tell anyone. But please, no autotune.

-I have a dark, gruesome, dry, sarcastic, absurd and puntastic sense of humour. Everything goes, except for fart/piss/shit/vomit stuff.

-I love most animals and wouldn't hurt a fly... actually, I would hurt a fly, the annoying fuck, but spiders are cool. Ugly, but cool

-I take enough care of myself physically to not fall into a self loathing despair whenever I look in a mirror.

-I like to write things with explanations 3 times longer than they need to be to make my point.
What I’m doing with my life
Growing my hair long again. Maybe this time it'll work!
I’m really good at
According to others: writing, playing guitar, singing, having a thoughtful conversation, having an absurd conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have very little idea. My dark brown eyes sometimes seem to amaze and/or confuse my fellow Finns. Guess that's a thing? Some people have said I've got a nice voice as well. Go figure.

When I was a teenager I was repeatedly asked why I was so angry all the time, which baffled me because most of the time I wasn't. Nowadays they don't which either means I've improved at displaying my state of mind, or my peers just quietly assume I'm a bit of a grumpy prick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Examples off the top of my mind. Obviously not excluded to these.

Books: Mika Waltari's and Väinö Linna's historical novels, Godfather, ASOIAF series, Tolkien, Conn Iggulden.

Movies: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Godfather I & II, Big Lebowski, Monty Python movies.

Video games: TES series, Dark Souls I & II, M&B Warband and its various mods, Brutal Doom, Red Dead Redemption and..... errrr um.... well... uh... I kinda got maybe a little hooked on Sims 3 once

Shows: Deadwood, Rome, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, MP & Flying Circus, Simpsons(seasons 4-11), Futurama, South Park.

Music: Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Public Enemy, Beastie Boys, Detroit Cobras, PMMP, Huoratron, Tuomari Nurmio, Notkea Rotta... and metal. Mostly Black and thrash, but I do have a healthy appreciation of death and doom as well. Especially if they're mashed together.

Food: Anything that doesn't have mushrooms in it. Fuck mushrooms, they are the enemy.

Websites: Ruthless Reviews, Cracked, Redlettermedia
The six things I could never do without
Apart from family, friends and blahdy blahdy blah?
-My guitar
-A pull up bar.
-A keychain(If I didn't have mine I'd bankrupted myself long ago by having to call the maintenance over and over again to let me in in the middle of the night.)
-My leather jacket.
-Knitted beanie from mom. Bad hair days y'know.
-Pfffffffh I don't know. Sauna?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What went wrong with Metallica. And Simpsons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Likely being anything but a respectable, productive member of society.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've the eyesight of Hans Moleman if I don't wear glasses . I wish I didn't, but there it is.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You got a sense of humour and are good at not taking most anything too seriously. You laugh harder the more horrible the pun is in the joke you heard. You're a morning person in the sense that every now and then you like staying up long enough to watch the sun rise. You like Deadwood, in which case I might spontaneously propose.