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25 M Lahti, Finland

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:45pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Finnish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, I'm a guy from Finland who can't write a coherent and well thought self description on a dating site without feeling incredibly silly, so here are some random facts:

EDIT: If you stumble upon my profile and feel like giving me 4-5 stars because I don't seem like a half bad sort, please send me a message instead. I don't seem to be getting any more emails from OKC saying who likes me. Anyways, the facts:

-I'm often loud and crude, I swear like sailor, I drink like a Finn(amazingly enough), I smoke like a... I don't know. Guy who doesn't smoke that much really. I've been told I look angry a lot even though I almost never am, I wear leather jackets, ragged jeans, chains and combat boots. This seems to make some people assume I'm some self proclaimed servant of darkness, but those people are very silly. I like sunshine and cute animals and the like. Also, getting bruised in a moshpit.

-I'm a metalhead and an atheist, but to the surprise of quite a few people I've encountered, I don't bash religions or religious people all the time and enjoy lots of music that doesn't have blast beats and some half-ogre roaring his lungs out. Even rap, even country. Hell, bring out the fucking polka and I'll dig it, just don't tell anyone. But please, no autotune.

-I have a dark, gruesome, dry, sarcastic, absurd and puntastic sense of humour. Everything goes, except for fart/piss/shit/vomit stuff.

-I love most animals and wouldn't hurt a fly... actually, I would hurt a fly, the annoying fuck, but spiders are cool. Ugly, but cool

-I take enough care of myself physically to not fall into a self loathing despair whenever I look in a mirror.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing my hair long again. Maybe this time it'll work!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
According to others: writing, playing guitar, singing, having a thoughtful conversation, having an absurd conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dark brown eyes seems to be a somewhat constant source of confusion to my fellow Finns. Apparently I also have a nice voice? Go figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Examples off the top of my mind. Obviously not excluded to these.

Books: Godfather, Silmarillion, ASOIAF, Under the North Star, The Egyptian

Movies: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Godfather I & II, Big Lebowski, Monty Python movies.

Video games: TES series, Dark Souls I & II, M&B Warband and its various mods, Brutal Doom, Red Dead Redemption and..... errrr um.... well... uh... I kinda got maybe a little hooked on Sims 3 once

Shows: Deadwood, Rome, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, MP & Flying Circus, Simpsons(seasons 4-11), Futurama, South Park, Archer.

Music: Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Public Enemy, Beastie Boys, Detroit Cobras, PMMP, Huoratron, Tuomari Nurmio, Notkea Rotta... and metal. Mostly Black and thrash, but I do have a healthy appreciation of death and doom as well. Especially if they're mashed together.

Food: Anything that doesn't have mushrooms in it. Fuck mushrooms, they are the enemy.

Websites: Ruthless Reviews, Cracked, Redlettermedia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apart from family, friends and blahdy blahdy blah?
-My guitar
-A pull up bar.
-A keychain. More for practical reasons than looks(short term memory of a goldfish with Alzheimer's)
-My leather jacket.
-Knitted beanie from mom. Bad hair days y'know.
-Pfffffffh I don't know. Sauna?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What went wrong with Metallica. And Simpsons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely being anything but a respectable, productive member of society.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've the eyesight of Hans Moleman if I don't wear glasses . I wish I didn't, but there it is.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You got a sense of humour and are good at not taking most anything too seriously. You laugh harder the more horrible the pun is in the joke you heard. You're a morning person in the sense that every now and then you like staying up long enough to watch the sun rise. You like Deadwood, in which case I might spontaneously propose.