-I'm often loud and crude, I swear like sailor, I drink like a Finn(which is surprising considering my nationality), I smoke like a... I don't know. Guy who doesn't smoke all that much really. I've been told I look angry a lot even though I almost never am, I wear leather jackets, ragged jeans, chains and combat boots.
This seems to make some people assume I'm some self proclaimed servant of darkness and 2edgy4you, but those people are very silly. I like to think of myself as a warm, friendly and open minded personality.
-I'm a metalhead and an atheist. Contrary to the expectations of quite a few people I've encountered, this doesn't make me whinge about religions like a neckbeard. I also enjoy lots of music that doesn't have blast beats and some half-ogre roaring his lungs out. Even rap, even country. Hell, bring out the fucking polka and I'll dig it, just don't tell anyone. But please, no autotune.
-I have a dark, gruesome, dry, sarcastic, absurd and puntastic sense of humour. Everything goes, except for humour revolving around bodily fluids.
-I love most animals and wouldn't hurt a fly... actually, I would hurt a fly, the annoying fuck. Spiders are cool though, if a little bit lacking in the looks department.
-I take enough care of myself physically to not fall into a self loathing despair whenever I look in a mirror.