EDIT: If you stumble upon my profile and feel like giving me 4-5 stars because I don't seem like a half bad sort, please send me a message instead. I don't seem to be getting any more emails from OKC saying who likes me. Anyways, the facts:
-I'm often loud and crude, I swear like sailor, I drink like a Finn(amazingly enough), I smoke like a... I don't know. Guy who doesn't smoke that much really. I look angry a lot even though I almost never am, I wear leather jackets, ragged jeans, chains and combat boots... yet girls looking for a bad boy often seem to find themselves disappointed because I'm actually just a big softie who avoids being an asshole to people and talking/thinking shit about them. Sometimes that requires a bit of effort, but I try.
-I'm a metalhead and an atheist, but to the surprise of quite a few people I've encountered who know this, I don't bash religions or religious people all the time and enjoy lots of music that doesn't have blast beats and some half-ogre roaring his lungs out. Even rap, even country. Hell, bring out the fucking polka and I'll dig it, just don't tell anyone. But please, no autotune.
-I have a dark, gruesome, dry, sarcastic, absurd and puntastic sense of humour. Everything goes, except for fart/piss/shit/vomit stuff.
-I love most animals and wouldn't hurt a fly... actually, I would hurt a fly, the annoying fuck, but spiders are cool. Ugly, but cool
-I take enough care of myself physically to not fall into a self loathing despair whenever I look in a mirror.
-I like to write things with explanations 3 times longer than they need to be to make my point.