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26 Valkeakoski, Finland Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 8:09am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Seeing Someone
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Finnish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. I'm a bloke from Funland, Finland. I'm a calm, humble and friendly kinda person. Here's some stuff about me:

* I have a guttermouth and a broad sense of humour that appreciates just about anything from sahara dry understatement to the worst, infuriatingly dumb puns. Just leave out jokes revolving around earnest racism and bowel movements unless you're looking to irritate and disgust me.

* I love animals and wouldn't harm a spider. Flies, mosquitoes and other irritating cocksuckers are free game, though.

* I like putting my feet up and enjoying a nice book/movie/TV-show/video game along with a glass of beer or a pint of wine. That doesn't mean I'm glued to a couch. I will take off like an anti-air missile if I'm required as backup to a club or a good gig or an open air music festival. Or to just hang out wherever.

* I actively avoid talking or thinking shit about people, and that includes those with opinions, morals and world views contradicting mine. It's hard, but somewhat liberating. Just be aware that doesn't equal a lack of spine. Politeness doesn't exclude standing up for one's beliefs.

* I'm not searching for anything romantic. Still, feel free to send me a message if you're bored out of your mind and might as well have a chat with a random-ass Finn. Always willing to get to know interesting new people.

Piti Turkuun hankkiutua tässä kevättalvella, mutta olosuhteiden pakosta olen nyt varikkopysähdyksellä Valkeakosken perämettissä.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
According to others: writing, playing guitar, singing, having a thoughtful conversation, having an absurd conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My warm brown eyes seem to be a somewhat constant source of confusion to my fellow Finns. Apparently I also have a nice voice? Go figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Examples off the top of my mind. Obviously not excluded to these.

Books: Godfather, Silmarillion, ASOIAF, Under the North Star, The Egyptian

Movies: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Godfather I & II, Big Lebowski, Monty Python movies.

Shows: Deadwood, Rome, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, MP & Flying Circus, Simpsons(seasons 4-11), Futurama, South Park, Archer.

Music: Nick Cave, Johnny Cash, Public Enemy, Beastie Boys, Detroit Cobras, PMMP, Huoratron, Tuomari Nurmio, Notkea Rotta, SMC... but metal for the most part. Metallica, Slayer, Paradise Lost, Evile, Celtic Frost, Gorgoroth, God Seed, Windir, Burzum, Drudkh, Satyricon, Taake, Stam1na, Rytmihäiriö

Food: Anything that doesn't have mushrooms in it. Fuck mushrooms, they are the enemy. I used to be the pickiest son of a bitch alive, but I've slowly grown out of it. Even had some octopus recently. Most nourishing rubber I ever ate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apart from family, friends and blahdy blahdy blah?
-My guitar
-A pull up bar.
-A keychain. More for practical reasons than looks. I have the short term memory of a goldfish with Alzheimer's.
-My leather jacket.
-Knitted beanie from mom. Bad hair days y'know.
-Pfffffffh I don't know. Sauna?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've the eyesight of Hans Moleman if I don't wear glasses . I wish I didn't, but there it is.
You should message me if
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You got a sense of humour and are good at not taking most anything too seriously. You laugh harder the more horrible the pun is in the joke you heard. You're a morning person in the sense that every now and then you like staying up long enough to watch the sun rise. You like Deadwood, in which case I might spontaneously propose.