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My self-summary
What is this, a college essay? ...I have a tendency to be in my head too much. I have a fascination with Old Bay. One day I will have a tattoo, maybe. Needles scare me... Awkwardly stating the boy whose done acupuncture since 9th grade. I'm scared of ghosts. I love sitting around a good campfire.

I hate marathon shopping UNLESS that marathon is variety of thrift stores.

I pretty much kill it in Risk! but please if you're up for a challenge, by all means, 'Bring it bra!'

I can hold my breath truly for long periods of time (False).

I'm currently teaching myself the harmonica while learning to cook... Not at the same time.

I'm just Looking for my Harley Quinn.
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding death.

I went to school for writing for film and television. I am currently working on several projects with GREAT, funny, and creative people. AND to pay the bills I moonlight as a Librarian.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm often commuting on a Triceratops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books; Children's: Where the Wild Things Are, Jumanji, Harold's Purple Crayon,
Junior Fiction: Alice in Wonderland fahrenheit 451, The Graveyard Book, Harry Potter, and The Witches.
Young Adult: The Book of Joby
Adult fiction: The things they carry, The book of lost things, Jurassic Park, and the Name of wind.
Biography: Say Yes, and No one gets out alive.
Graphic Novels: Happy, The Killing Joke, Y the Last man, and Superman for All Seasons.

Movies: The things that I can watch over and over again and make me fall in love with film and feel like a child all at once hhhmmm... The Big Lebowski, American Beauty, Dumb and Dumber, Batman (1989), Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones (original), Back to the future (all of them), Edward Scissor Hands, Ace Ventura, Hocus Pocus, Cool Hand Luke, and anything with Mr. James Stewart Juuuust to name a few.

Television as of right now: Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, The Last Man on Earth, Bob's Burgers, Parks and rec, Archer, Futurama, Brooklyn 9-9. Oh and I'm still watching Seinfeld.

Music: The Doors, Bobby Darren, George Harrison, Sam Cooke, Cat Stevens, Lana Del Ray, Of Monsters and Men, Eminem, B.O.B, T.I, Jackson Brown, The Killers, The Black Keys, Lykke Li, Lord Huran... I really do like various genres and love to discover more.

Food: ...Corn Flakes.
The six things I could never do without
....Woops, this is my shopping list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Why fish can't smile.
2. Does Paul Bunyan's Ox taste like blueberry steak?
3. How big the tree of trust is
4. Where I parked my car.
5. Did I leave the oven on? ...Nope.
On a typical Friday night I am
Living the dream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thing for mermaids and witches.
You should message me if
Looking for someone whom has a sense of humor, grounded, open-minded spiritually, an old soul of sorts.

And last but not least someone who makes an adequate laser tag partner.