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30 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last online
Today – 6:09pm
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat), Irish (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat), Russian (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I have a tendency to be in my head too much. I have a weird fascination with Old Bay. One day I will have a tattoo, maybe. Needles scare me... Awkwardly stating the boy whose done acupuncture since 9th grade. I'm scared of ghosts. I love sitting around a good campfire with company or without.

I hate marathon shopping UNLESS that marathon is at a variety of thrifts. In that case count me in.

I pretty much kill it in Risk! but please if you're up for a challenge in any other board game and you believe you have a chance...By all means, 'Bring it bra!'

I can hold my breath truly for long periods of time (False).

I'm currently teaching myself the harmonica while learning to cook... Not at the same time.

I'm just Looking for my Harley Quinn.
What I’m doing with my life
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Avoiding death.

I went to school for writing for film and television. I am currently working on several projects with GREAT, funny, and creative people. AND of course to pay the bills I moonlight as a Librarian.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm often commuting on a Triceratops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Alice in Wonderland, Where the Wild Things Are, Jumanji, Harold's Purple Crayon, fahrenheit 451, The Graveyard Book, Book of Joby, Harry Potter, The Things They Carry, The Witches, No one gets out alive... Just to name a few.

Movies: The things that I can watch over and over again and make me fall in love with film and feel like a child all at once hhhmmm... The Big Lebowski, American Beauty, Dumb and Dumber, Batman (1989), Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones (original), Back to the future (all of them), Edward Scissor Hands, Ace Ventura, Hocus Pocus, Cool Hand Luke, and anything with Mr. James Stewart Juuuust to name a few.

Television as of right now: Silicon Valley, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, The Last Man on Earth, Bob's Burgers, Parks and rec, Archer, Futurama, Brooklyn 9-9. Oh and I'm still watching Seinfeld.

Music: The Doors, Bobby Darren, George Harrison, Sam Cooke, Cat Stevens, Lana Del Ray, Of Monsters and Men, Eminem, B.O.B, The Killers,The Black Keys, Lykke Li, Lord Huran... I really do like various genres and love to discover more.

Food: ...Corn Flakes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
....Woops, this is my shopping list
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. Why fish can't smile.
2. Does Paul Bunyan's Ox taste like blueberry steak?
3. How big the tree of trust is
4. Where I parked my car.
5. Did I leave the oven on? ...Nope.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Living the dream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a thing for mermaids and witches.
You should message me if
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Looking for someone whom has a sense of humor, grounded, open-minded spiritually, an old soul of sorts.

And last but not least someone who makes an adequate laser tag partner.