Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Really, fellas, if I've sent you a message giving you a compliment
or asking a simple question, is it REALLY that difficult to
respond?? I'm NOT asking you to marry me, for goodness sake!
Before you judge a woman on her size or her looks, please be sure
you are Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt :)
What's it take for a gal to get a date around here, hmmm??
I'm a good woman. The type of woman most of you men say you're
looking for. I'm kind and caring, loving and loyal, smart and fun,
dependable and trustworthy, giving and spontaneous, sweet and
honest... but I guess I'm in the wrong package! C'mon...I HATE
shopping! For real!! I refuse to pay more than $25 for a pair of
jeans, I do my own nails and get to a salon for a cut mayyyybe once
a year! It doesn't take me hours to apply makeup and do my hair...I
don't like the mirror that much! I can be out the door in 5 minutes
if required and yes, I will leave the house without mascara!
So....take a chance!
Where do I find the man that looks at only me with lust in his
I don't want the one that hugs me closer just to see what's over my
PS. If you aren't into "thick" women, please pass me by. I'm a
"big, lovin' woman..you'd better be a man and a half to handle
PSS. I am NOT looking to just hook up and go. I'm in search of
someone to date, know well and possibly end in a long-term serious
relationship. If that's not your goal, good luck in your searching.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an excellent cook, although I don't get to do it often. I'm
"the bestest Mom everrr!" according to my daughter. I can
accomplish just about anything I set my sights on!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, my eyes and the size of my...well, let's leave that one
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter, music, my friends, the internet, good food and
love....which I'm still looking for!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why men don't smile in their pics? Why do they pose in wifebeaters?
I spend a lot of time thinking of writing a book on dating over 40.
Boy do I have some stories! I also have considered creating a "help
me" guide for men joining dating sites....I spend a lot of time
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...DJ'ing and singing karaoke at a local bar, laughing and having a
good time with friends and fellow patrons!
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