33 Bristol, UK
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My self-summary
I'm not into tiger tamers and big fish don't impress me. I don't like piña coladas or getting caught in the rain. I'm not into yoga, I have half a brain. Not here for just a physical thing, I'm looking for someone worth my time. Is that you?
What I’m doing with my life
Educating the youth of today in the difference between there, their and they're.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm and cynicism!
Listening, being there for my friends and family.
Making scrambled eggs
Learning the words to songs
The first things people usually notice about me
Errrr, not sure. Maybe that my accent changes depending on who I'm with. It can get embarrassing as people think I'm taking the piss but I'm really not!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite books are too many to list but 'The Time Traveller's Wife' would definitely be in there, the film however was a disappointment. I enjoyed a lot of American literature during my degree. I guess it's like music, I like some of everything but not all of everything.

Movies: The Usual Suspects, My best friend's Wedding, Juno, Pulp Fiction, Conspiracy Theory, Shrek (one and two, the third sucked), Lion king (makes me cry every time), Benny and Joon, Forrest Gump, Shaun of the dead, Team America... the list goes on!

Shows: Love comedy but not Ricky Gervais, I've tried but I cannot stand the man. Celebrity juice is always a good call. Also love Black Books, The Inbetweeners, Flight of the Conchords, Mighty Boosh, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Friday Night Dinner, Peep show and Shameless. Oh and thou shalt not question Stephen Fry and QI.

Music: Love most things really, depends where I am and what I'm doing. Love drum and bass and jungle for a good dance, hip hop, breaks, dub step, reggae, most things really. I love festivals, I've done 35ish in the past 5 years and try to get to as many live gigs as I can afford. My music collection has to have something for every mood.

Food: Like most things really. I love foods from all around the world Chinese, Thai, Mexican, mmmm yes please! I'm more into savoury than sweet, cheese over chocolate every time!
The six things I could never do without
I think family and friends goes without saying so:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The amount of work I should be doing but I get over it pretty quickly.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such thing as typical. I could be in chilling or out with friends or visiting the family, it changes every week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm scared of clowns after my brother made me watch IT at seven years old. I also have a growing and completely irrational fear of people in masks - this was a slight problem working the festivals.
You should message me if
You sit on the right side of St Andrew's Park in the summer or at least know what I'm talking about!