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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 18, 2014
5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Space camp
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hey what up with yall? Id like to welcome to the chaos that is me. i lovehockey and paintball i play both. Im also into zombie movies and comicsand cooking. yes im a geek but a geek you dont want to piss off..enjoy my profile and drop me a line. GO PENGUINS!!!! I also love my Steelers. I am also a cheeky sarcastic bastard so please don't hold that against me. Also music is a maaaajooor factor in my life...I cannot function without it.

I am Insane, Competitive, and Fun loving
What I’m doing with my life
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Work sleeping doing all sorts of cool kids only activities lol
I’m really good at
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Cooking. Sarcasm. Random trivia. Anything related to the undead. Hating the flyers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The eyes .my sense of humor. Or the fact I'm probably doing something awkward like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dracula,George Romero Movies, death/Speed/ Thrash/metal/punk/techno/trance/old skool rap
The six things I could never do without
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The Pittsburgh penguins. Poptarts. Music. Humor. Coffee. Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe...existence. all sorts of randomy randomness. How to write a good comic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
About seeking adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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ask me...
You should message me if
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ou feel like it unless your a Red Wings/flyers/Capitals fan....your dreadfully unfunny..or you have roughly the I.q. of a lemming