Manic Depressive vaguely evil teddy bear out to conquer the world with Pez enhanced Piranha.
Upbeat, cynical, irreverent, respectful, kind, jaded, sensitive, apathetic, silly, droll, empathic, and vaguely sadistic.
I believe in total commitment to my sexual and romantic partner, but prefer more than one.
I'll be honest, I am 6'5", weigh nigh 300LB, and have only one schwanshtucker.

I am benevolent, irreverent, and confusing.

Trying to stabilize and improve it. I and a few friends have banded together to help us all stabilize our lives. Kind of a study group in the School of Hard Knocks. Am trying to get in shape and retain my ability to accept the existence of humanity with a grain of salt and a sense of humor.

I am creating a world for a new comic book, and developing the basis for a comics and animation studio, still lacking even the remotest artistic skills.

Trans linear leaps of logic.
Synthesis of disparate ideas into workable concepts.
I am a good world builder, and incredible character developer, and a pretty awesome dialogue man. The rest needs work.

Is my appearance. People can sometimes get a little spooked when they first see me. Responses vary from disbelief, to "Please don't hurt me!"

b Evil Dead, Star Wars, Sin City, Overfiend Saga, Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Drama, Cartoons, Porn; whatever strikes my fancy at that moment
c Don McLean, Judas Priest, Queen, Willie Nelson, Eminem, Phish, Blues, anything but Gospel. I don't mind Hymns, as long as they aren't preached at me, but I cannot STAND Gospel. Except for Nell Carter.

Heart, Lungs, Liver, Brain, Humor, and a sense of wonder.

BioOrganic semi-Mystical Humaniform Superweapons powered by sex!
The awakening of humanity to it's own potential.
Global domination.

At work. (3rd shift)

Sometimes it is hard to remember which me I am.
I am the product of an abortion gone wrong.

Honestly, I have no idea why right now. I have nothing to offer at the moment. I am emotionally drained, and mentally exhausted in general. Between flashes of rage and depression, and a sense of total worthlessness, I really don't have what anyone is looking for. There are a lot of awesome people here, you should message them.