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Lynny123

22 M South Shields, UK

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Michael; a person with a dry sense of humour and am one of those few boys that isn't into technology. I'm intrinsically motivated opposed to being materialistic. I know a lot of crap about a lot of stuff but I'm always striving to new learn things so don't worry about one sided conversations!

My life so far; pretty boring, been in education all my life, need a change of scenery and want to meet new people.

I have a varied taste in hobbies, some of which include joinery, gardening, cycling, camping, rock climbing a badminton. I am an avid cyclist (or used to be until I got lazy) but when I say I enjoy rock climbing and badminton, I mean it WAS a frequency of mine but can't seem to find anyone who will participate with me.

That was probably lacking comprehension but please continue if you wish to know more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently unemployed with my desire of Building Surveying coming to a halt and simply applying for anything and everything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I wouldn't say that I'm excellent at anything but I make a delicious steak pie. I'm quite good at unintentionally integrating Family Guy quotes into conversations and am proficient in all matters DIY. Another skill of mine which is unlikely to be of any benefit unless I enter pub quizzes with large enough prizes to deem it a profession is my ability to make rather long lists of all things useless such as actors, dates, composers e.t.c!! I have recently become accustomed to the delusion of convincing yourself that you are going to start the gym and eat healthily!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People don't really say much but I would assume my height of 6 feet 3.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm not really one for books. However, I am getting better, and although I will never be able to emulate Disraeli, I am currently reading "The Great Gatsby". From the limited number I have read, my favourites must be Animal Farm, The Killer Inside Me (Jim Thompson) and Digital Fortress.

Although I don't aspire to be a communist/socialist, I am drawn to literature on such matters and have read the Communist Manifesto, "Wages, Prices and Profits", On Soviet Socialist Democracy and Christianity and Communism.

If I didn't have an interest in buildings I wouldn't be a very good Building Surveyor, thus I have read Vitruvius and the books of Salvadori.

Prefer most of the 70's and 80's shows including The Professionals, Minder (preferred Dennis Waterman), Yes Minister (my favourite but not keen on Yes Prime Minister) Are You being Served, George and Mildred, Some Mothers do ave em, Open All Hours, Dads Army, Fawlty Towers, Bread, As Time Goes By, On The Buses e.t.c. If you are a fan of those shows, you'll be able to name a few more. Heartbeat (Fillip Franks and Jason Durr), Family Guy, American Dad, The Chase, Blockbusters (Bob Holness, not Simon Mayo), Bullseye (Jim Bowen, is Dave Spikey really a comedian?), Mrs Browns Boys, Sherlock Holmes, (Jeremy Brett) The Simpsons, The Apprentice, Suits, Top Gear, Antiques Road Trip, Antiques Road Show, Bargain Hunt, Dickinsons Real Deal, River Monsters, Casualty, Masterchef, Waterloo Road, Leverage, NCIS, The Bill, Grand Designs, all the other property shows and Vicious.

Movies include the Terminator series, all of the Saw Films, Misery, Die Hard Quadrilogy, Back to the Future trilogy, Bullit, Collateral, Speed, The Island, Brassed Off, Big Mommas House, Face Off, National Treasure, Under Siege, The Great Escape, Von Ryan's Express, The Wooden Horse, Children of Men, Poltergeist, Mrs Doubtfire, James Bond (Roger Moore in particular), Universal Soldier, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Predator, Commando, Beethoven, The Ring. Bonus points if you like the "Carry on" films but Carry On Cabby and Carry On Doctor must be my favourites. Put simply; action, comedy and horrors with occasional family movie and "soppiness" such as Journey of the Heart.

My taste in music is rather limited to about 14 or 15 artists but like a lot of singles by many artists. Preferably Indie including Franz Ferdinand, Muse, The Hoosiers (oh dear), Maximo Park and The Kaiser Chiefs. My taste also extends all the way back to the 50's and enjoy Frank Sinatra and Elvis. My love of Queen knows no bounds. Also quite enjoy Rod Stewart and Shirley Bassey. Excluding choral pieces, I enjoy quite a lot of classical music-top five favourite pieces; Music for the Royal Fireworks, William Tell, Hall of the Mountain King, Beethoven's 9th symphony and Dance of the Knights/Romeo and Juliet (The Apprentice).

My love of food knows no bounds-anything excluding pasta, chips, peas, beans and sweetcorn will do fine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Who doesn't like tea?

Please be prepared to suffer the consequences if you touch my Crunchy Nut!

Friends and Family.

My bike

My cat (Clouseau)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do as Prime Minister. Which idiot thought that valance sheets were a good idea.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing much at the minute-waiting for someone to take me out on a Friday night! :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just ask!
You should message me if
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Firstly; well done for reading my incredibly long and boring essays (story of my life). Please notify me if you have noticed a grammatical and/or spelling error(s).

If you like what you've read and want to know more.

You have an interest in Politics, modern European History (1850-present) and/or have an interest in acquiring useless information such as all of the winners of every snooker World Championship or the dates and actors of all the James Bond films.

I know its a cliché (on here anyway) but message me if you want to or would simply like a conversation. I would be grateful if you said more than one (or a sentence of a limited nature) word in your message. However, if my profile is really that crap I would appreciate the feedback.