42 Tempe, AZ
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My self-summary
I'm single, never married, no kids. I don't want any kids of my own, but I'm not opposed to dating someone who has kids.

I love music. I play in a band and I am an occasional freelance music journalist. I enjoy seeing live music (both national and local acts) and I could sit and talk music for hours with someone who's as passionate about it as I am.

I also like watching college football, watching movies (in the theater or at home on the couch), reading and playing the occasional video game (I swear I'm trying to grow out of it, but they're just so damn fun).

I guess I'm kind of a homebody, but I'm not opposed to occasional travel and outdoor activities. Tennis, golf and indoor rock climbing are always fun ways to burn calories without really feeling like you're exercising. I'll pass on running, unless someone or something is chasing me.
What I’m doing with my life
Slangin' pies, playing in a band, playing poker, wreaking virtual havoc in GTA V and writing the occasional blog post.

I work a lot of nights. Not super-late, but sometimes until 9 or 10. If you work a similar schedule, or are more of a night owl in general, that's definitely a plus.
I’m really good at
writing and making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
my height and the fact that my name is very similar to that of a famous killer from a legendary series of slasher films
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Private Parts, Miss America, Too Fat To Fish, World War Z, The Walking Dead, Sound of the Beast - The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal

Movies: Fletch, The Naked Gun, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Big Lebowski (and all other Coen bros.)

TV Shows: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, The Sopranos, American Horror Story, WWE Monday Night Raw, college football

Music: Ween, Clutch, Band of Horses, Slayer, Anthrax, Hank Williams, Hank III, Atmosphere, Brother Ali, Jurassic 5, The Roots, NWA, Public Enemy, The Beatles, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, CCR, Pink Floyd, Tool, Radiohead, lots of '80s thrash metal and too much more to mention...

Food: Philly cheesesteaks, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, circus peanuts, Runts (especially the banana ones)
The six things I could never do without
college football
my pets
Philly cheesesteaks
a car
fresh-brewed iced tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music, food, poker and women (albeit not necessarily in that order)
On a typical Friday night I am
occasionally at a concert, but most likely just catching up on the TV shows I DVRed during the week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a "juggalo" by any stretch, but I don't look down my nose at the Insane Clown Posse or their fans. I actually admire their entrepreneurial ethos and some of their early songs are catchy and funny in a juvenile sort of way. Also, just to set the record straight, even scientists are not 100% sure how magnets actually work...
You should message me if
...you appreciate a good off-color joke.

...you'd rather go to Six Flags Magic Mountain than Disneyland.

...you understand the correct usage of to/too, your/you're, its/it's and there/their/they're.

...you enjoy yelling "Slayer!" at inappropriate moments.

...you tend to look at men as finished products rather than "projects."