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M0rpheous

29 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Catalan (Okay), German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
At last. Welcome.
As you no doubt have guessed, I am Morpheus.

Let me tell you why you're here: it's because you are curious of what am I like, of what I look like.
The latter is easy. I guess you have served yourself with a glance on my pictures already.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what am I like.
You have to see it for yourself.

I can, however, let you know what I’m up to: Ideally (but not necessarily) I want to find a friend with benefits – someone knowledgeable, not easily offended, laid back to have a chat, a banter and a laugh.

Someone with whom to share good moments, sometimes as friends and sometimes as a little more.

I believe that friendship is the way to get going. I’m not closed to the possibility of something else but anything but a simple “let’s-see-if-we-hit-it-off” implies unnecessary pressure and expectations. Let’s start cool, let’s start simple.

Now it’s time to choose (<---- you are supposed to click here).

The green pill will give you a chance to meet me. What comes out it? Who knows... chances are, as long as you don't take yourself too seriously, that we will get along very well.
The red pill is your loss. You will wake up staring at the home page right after logging in, feeling as grey and bored as you were.

Remember...all I'm offering you is a chance to get to know each other : nothing more.

Your choice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in this life to become God or die trying.

Still trying... almost there.

In the meantime I'm working in █CENSORED█ as a █CENSORED█ for █CENSORED█. Pretty cool, innit?

I do get to travel quite a lot, once every couple months I drop by some random destination anywhere in Europe.

By the way, suggestions on destinations are most welcome.
Specially if you live there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
. I'm good at petting cats. No matter how rebellious the little bugger is, I'll have it tamed and purring in no time.
Same as with any girl.
. If procrastination is an art, I'm Banksy.
. I'm also the best at giving back-cracking, consciousness-knocking, air-squeazing bear-hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At first glance, probably the F-shaped scar in my cheek (it's a long story).

I've been told that I have a quite noticeable gaze, but that's just vox populi. Some people also say I look too serious (it's because of the botox).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh boy... I'll try to be brief.

Books: Top of the list? Faulkner. Disagree with me and you'll get the scissor fingers.
Who else's? Well I like Saramago, for the same reason I like Borges: they master the language. The perfect word at the perfect sentence... to think that the first was portuguese and the latter was an ass.

I'll have to put Garcia Lorca together with Benedetti and Wilde, but I have to admit that good ol'Wills Wilde deserves his own category. His only novel is THE novel, and he was able to write poetry without being gay... even if he was.

Those that make me dream and/or think? Lovecraft, Eco, Verne, Asimov, Chejov, Chuck Palahnuik, Arthur C. Clarke, Nietszche, Eduardo Mendoza, Steinbeck, Galeano, Poe, Carl Sagan, Manuel de Pedrolo, etc.

And I have a special spot for Herman Melville and Saint-Exupery. I got to read Moby Dick and The Little Prince when I was a kid, and then in my teens, and again in my later years, and every single time the same books tell a different story.

Movies: The Red Violin, The Children of Men, Labyrinth*1, Monthy Python's, Saw series*2, Perfect Blue, Trainspotting, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Shortbus, Starship Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Contact, Akira Kurosawa's "Dreams", Vengance Unilimited, Natural Born Killers, 12 Monkeys, etc.

Music: It's easier if I go by authors, yet I probably I'm not in for the whole discography: My Darkest Days, U.D.O., Carl Orff, The Cranberries, Spin Doctors, Nirvana, Alanis Morissette, Slipknot, Mozart, Metallica, Simon & Garfunkel, Astor Piazzolla, The Beatles, Rammstein, Six Pence None The Richer, Audioslave, Meredith Brooks, In Flames, Louis Armostrong, Korn, Elsa Lunghini, Alannah Myles, Cheb Khaled, Bebe, The Cardigans, Chumbawamba, etc.

Food: Japanese for evarr! (specially nyotaimori-style)

Am I a classy guy or not?

*1: I think I probably watched this movie about 40-50 times when I was 3-4 years old.
*2: Yes, so what?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Since this all is a by-product of my imagination, I should be doing just fine with myself.

2) I won't need a wife if I have a cat reminding me what a mere lowly human I just am.

3) My mornings would be just too boring without my daily dosis of Sinfest.

4) Challenges. Most of the time I wouldn't move my ass to get something done if I don't have to seriously sweat (either my brain or my arse) for it. Easy stuff is plain boring.

5) [cynicism] Emotional, insecure, nosy, vain, irrational, unstable, pretentious, contradicting and whatnot. [/cynicism]
Women, indeed!

Which leads to, last but not least...

6) Sex. Actually, I guess I would be able to live without it, but life would be rather boring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Society.
History.
Economy.
Education.
Politics.
Science.
...all things that shape the world.

Indeed, I spend most of my time trying to figure out the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I hardly have a typical Friday, but most likely I'm taking a plane to some sleazy corner of the continent after some dubious business (namely visiting friends).

I might as well be stocking up some roofies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once I walked into the ladies' toilette and a handful of women got very kissy-touchy-huggy with me. I was 3.
I might tell you how I got the scar in my face.
Only once I'm certain that you're not a KGB agent.
The red pill is a laxative.
I can wiggle my ears.
ಠ_ಠ
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to have fun.
You want a piggy-back ride.
You're more than 40% enemy.
You don't take yourself too seriously.
You want to (if needed, learn to) play pool/climb.
You want to swap my English or maths/IT/accountancy for any language/skill you have.

You get extra points if
You think that the Cosmopolitan makes good bonfire fuel.
You know what lays at the end of the circle.
You like chocolate.
You like Marmite.

Don't bother if
Being in a dating site is the most private thing you're willing to admit.
You do take yourself too seriously and you'd mind it if I don't.
You're not interested in meeting in real life.
You like Paulo Coelho's books.
You are looking for marriage.