Well then, let's get to it, shall we? Sorry for the headless pervy pic. I know, I know, I'm THAT guy - I'd like to think I come out ahead of those dudes visibly straining as they flex, taking self-photos with iPhone reflecting off the mirror...but, well, I can see how my photos are dangerously close to that caliber. Hrm. Anyway, moving on...

The thing is, I'm a pretty kinky fella. I enjoy BDSM and am a true switch between Dominant and submissive. I default to being very dominant in bed the majority of the time - though submitting can be quite fun as well from time to time. I'm looking for a like-minded woman (or perhaps the right couple).

I have a very successful career that comes with a lot of responsibility, so I'm sensitive to plastering my face on the Internet next to proclamations of my kink. I've heard too many horror stories. So playing it safe for now. Hence the facelessness. Hopefully you understand - I'm not weird about sharing more once we get to chatting.

My job is a big part of it, but not the only part. I love to run, I enjoy art and bad comedies, and would call myself a "foodie" except it sounds pretentious and the reality is that my preferences are for simple, cheap eats that fill up your gut but make you smile.

Oh, lots of things. Really. A lot of which have nothing to do with kinky fetish sex, in fact! (I mean, some do, of course - but not all). Sex-saturated profile notwithstanding, I'm actually pretty good at talking to and motivating people. I used to sing, but don't really anymore. People say I'm witty, and I would never disagree with people, since people seem to know things sometimes. So, there's that.

On this site? My lack of a head and lower body, I'd reckon.

In reality, I've been told I have very expressive eyes - which sometimes gets me in trouble...

You name it, I eat it. And probably enjoy it.

I'm an indie rock nerd when it comes to music, though I do my best to remain a humble denizen of Earth and not a snooty connaisseur-type music dork, despite my tastes. Think National, Arcade Fire, Broken Social Scene, and you're on the right track.

Books = non-fiction, mostly.

Politics, innovation, inappropriate jokes, all the sexy nonsense I've mentioned already.

Bar, restaurant, friend's place, or my place.

I mean, c'mon, isn't this all enough?

OK, OK- I've dominated couples before. There, happy? Yeesh.

You are an intelligent, sophisticated, sane, kinky woman into the activities I listed earlier in my profile, or a maybe even a couple with said interests. It would be great if you had a personality and a purpose in life besides just fucking, too. Just a thought.