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MADMAXX689

41 M Middletown, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am one of those beat to their own drum people. I have a pretty warped sense of humor so I do find strange things funny. Sarcasm is part of my life as well. My interests are broad and varied. I am a History buff, I enjoy restoring cars(picture kind of makes that apparent). I am an avid reader. I restore furniture, I am getting back into traveling again, I enjoy hiking,camping just to name a few things. Love good conversation. I also have a big heart to those close to me. I would be happy to answer any other questions you would have of me.

I am sarcastic, intelligent, and eclectic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I work 3rd shift in dispatching. I'm nocturnal so it suits me. Various projects around the house keep me somewhat busy. Other than that I keep trying to take over the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having tons and tons of weird info at my disposal. I have a great internal GPS very hard for me to get lost.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, my eyes, or my sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Any historical, sci fi, mystery, journals, fiction, news, sscience, etc. I just like to read just abourt anything I can get my hands on

MAD MAX , 13th Warrior, Excaliber, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, all sci fi, all Monty Python, Black Adder, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, All Mel Brooks movies, Braveheart, Gettysburg, Kelly's Heroes, Dirty Dozen, Forbidden Planet, Heavy Metal, Heavy Metal 2000, V for Vendetta, The Count of Monte Cristo, All superhero/Comic book movies(I collect them although but have not watched them all), Every cheesy B/Cult movie I can find i.e. Toxic Avenger, Kentucky Fried Movie, Death Race 2000, Attack of the killer Tomatoes.

Music all metal, rock, some punk, some country, some classical kinda all over the board.

Food :As long as it isn't too hot/spicey then pretty much everything. Also know where tons of good places to eat are.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things? Come on, Is there a charge if I have more than 6? Feel like I am taking a flight. Sarcasm/Humor would be one. The rest jumble around as day to day situations warrant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to ponder the collective arrangement of the universe.

Things I find profoundly funny...

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.”-George Carlin

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
around somewhere doing something of significance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything just go ahead and ask me.
You should message me if
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You want to know more. Your looking to meet a decent and unique person.