Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of a big deal. No really, if you have a coupon you can
find me for like 75% off at your local Wal-Mart. That's a really
My tears can cure cancer, but I never cry. Once a snake bit me and
after three days of excruciating pain, the snake died. I like
plagiarizing Chuck Norris jokes.
Ever watch Boy Meets World? Remember Shawn Hunter? Well I grew up
idolizing his best friend Cory Matthews. Yeah, sorry to disappoint
you ladies. If you're still reading, you just might be my Topanga.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Always on the lookout for new and exciting places to see in NY.
I've found plenty of spots that most people never find, but it's
always fun to find new ones. I guess I'm looking for someone who
will join me on this never ending search.
I became an engineer because of my passion for science. It gives us
the opportunity to help others, understand the world around us, and
turns us into real life wizards and psychics. It doesn't get any
cooler than that. With my job I get to touch people's lives
everyday and it's a wonderful feeling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being perceptive. I think I read people pretty well, just within a
few moments of meeting them. I like to think of it as psychic
Finding the humor in almost anything.
Cuddling (I'm talking like 9th degree black belt level)
Not being stupid.
Including random movie references into normal conversation, such as
"you're killing me smalls..." or "Great job kid, don't get
Discussing why Batman is better than Superman
Discussing why The Notebook is better than A Walk to
Discussing life, love, relationships, and our purpose in this
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. Granted this is more "girls" than "people" but its true.
And to this day I don't really get it, but I'm told I have nice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Princess Bride
500 Days of Summer
The Notebook (stop laughing)
Children of Men
Thank You for Smoking
V for Vendetta
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Breakfast Club
The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
Anthem - Ayn Rand
The Fall of Reach - Eric Nylund
Ghosts of Onyx - Eric Nylund
The Giver - Lois Lowry
Watchmen - Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
Angels and Demons - Dan Brown
Kick-Ass - Mark Millar and John Romita Jr.
Shows: (I'll just air the ones currently on TV)
Game of Thrones
(Is it obvious yet I like HBO?)
The Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Young Justice (no longer on, but needs to be listed)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My penis (let's be real)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. Responsibility. Love. Ya know, the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends doing something that is probably making us all
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't really cure cancer with my tears :-(
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like Pina Coladas
and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga.
If you have half a brain.
(Nah, just joking, you can be into Yoga)
If you think a well timed "that's what she said" is always funny.
If you also agree that men are as dumb as women are crazy. You
think you can make me laugh.
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