No, that's not right...
Bitten by a radioactive spid...
No, that's not right either...
Possessing the hypnotic ability to cloud men's minds...
Okay, this is going nowhere rather quickly...
Who am I?
This is a question I simply can't adequately answer because 1) I'm too close to myself to be objective, b) who I am varies over time, with new experiences, actions and perspectives, III) I am tremendously uncomfortable writing my own press releases, preferring instead to allow others to draw their own conclusions, and **) My ability to structure a list apparently leaves something to be desired...
Several of my friends (as well as some of my co-workers) seem to think that I'm just a Great Big Box of Awesome, while I quietly wonder to myself if I even deserve to have someone special in my life.
So who am I?
Well, if a human being can de defined by their hobbies, interests, and choices in life, then I am (in no particular order of importance)-
-A science fiction fan
-A cinema geek
-A former Apple Computer tech
-A hopeless romantic
-A lesbian trapped in a straight man's body
-A repository of pop-culture trivia
-An outsider, looking in
-A Human Being, trying to make just enough of an impact on the lives of those around him, so that he will be remembered when he's not around...
To summarize, then - Who Am I?
I'm Clark Kent, trapped in a world without phone booths.
I'm a Time Lord, stripped of his TARDIS, and without a companion.
I'm... Well, why not take a chance, send me a message, and find out for yourself... :-)