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40 Knoxville, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Everything looks like a giant cupcake.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching Gorillas how to ride unicycles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting the shopping cart with the one wheel that won't spin properly at the Walmart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Bible is full of odd magical tales and full of wonders it is!
Star (WARS)
The Flaming lips at bonnaroo
I've been on a Tamale kick recently. (I doubt you have, so don't try to relate)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cat anger
Cat love
Cat litter
Cat Food
Cat Nip
Cat Toys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
that damn doll in the movie The Conjuring! I can't get it out of my mind!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
smelling the number 9
You should message me if
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you wont pinch me, I hate to be pinched.
you like holding hands in graveyards because it can be scary
You don't hang out in graveyards and find that scary
You smell nice and groom often
You must love cats! I don't care if you 'like dogs' but you must love cats
You received high marks for plays well with others in your formative years of schooling
You're a nun who is on the run from a murderous doomsday cult and the shit just got real
You're a murderous doomsday cult member and have found an alien body dressed as a nun
You have never taken a class on twerking
You don't chew ice or with your mouth open because that causes my ears discomfort
You have some means of supporting yourself other than waiting on scripts from CVS pharmacy
You have never collected beanie babies in a meaningful way
You don't sleep with your dog
You have never killed someone
No one has ever killed you
You have all your fingers and toes and can count them to twenty
You have never had sex in front of a live audience of more than 10,000 people
You know how to spell like the longest word in the dictionary and you know what word that is and can beat anyone at scrabble
You are willing to steal monopoly money to win
You've never received a camel cash dollar instead of real currency while dancing naked to ted nugent's cat scratch fever
You don't have a husband
You aren't evil in the literal and classic sense
You've never killed anybody
You look at the appendages of gummy bears before you eat them and wonder if it can feel
You have ever won a nobel prize
You want to move to Paris because you keep dreaming about croissants
You wonder if Forrest Gump's kid could run as fast as Forest gump
You have never considered using a semi truck as way to let off some steam toward those who have made you mad
Everything looks like a giant cup cake to you too