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40 Knoxville, TN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:41pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everything looks like a giant cupcake.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching Gorillas how to ride unicycles
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting the shopping cart with the one wheel that won't spin properly at the Walmart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Bible is full of odd magical tales and full of wonders it is!
Star (WARS)
The Flaming lips at bonnaroo
I've been on a Tamale kick recently. (I doubt you have, so don't try to relate)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cat anger
Cat love
Cat litter
Cat Food
Cat Nip
Cat Toys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
that damn doll in the movie The Conjuring! I can't get it out of my mind!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
smelling the color 9
You should message me if
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You wont come up and rub razor stubble legs on my leg (this happened to me at a bar one night by a semi-attractive defense contractor who wanted to hire me to go back to the middle east to fight those evil terrorists) I said no to going back and no to the other. I might have said yes to going back to her hotel room if she had just shaved her legs.

you wear a dress every once and in a while because you want to look feminine. (I like it when a woman in a dress also wears red door perfume, FYI I want someone to try and beguile me like the Sirens of Greek myth who led sailors to their deaths by being so beautiful)
-You carry a knife. I don't know what it is about it but I went out to dinner with a horse trader once and she just had a pocket knife clip hanging out her front pocket. I had never seen this before and because of this I was intrigued) -It was a utility knife btw and I've had this experience so its just like be original or something you don't have to bring a knife to our date
- You are into self improvement in a lot of areas of your life (a simple desire to just be better than your present self is a fairly good indicator that you have some motivations keeping you healthy, happy, and confident in yourself. In the military we used to have to chant Pride, Honor, Discipline at roll call (I still get up early)

You help out if things get rough. The world is a scary place sometimes and I expect my woman to have some street smarts. (I dated a girl who took off in her car going 80 mph to get to the 3 am cut off to buy beer at the convenience store. She got there at 301am and cussed the poor station attendant out, then wanted to do a bong hit in the car while at red light with a cop in the opposite oncoming lane. Please, don't do this)
-you wont pee in front of me within 10 minutes of meeting me. (this has happened twice to me in the last year and it freaks me out)
- you don't play games with other people's feelings

you wont pinch me, I hate to be pinched.
you like holding hands in graveyards because it can be scary
You don't hang out in graveyards and find that scary
You're chasing that neon rainbow, living that honky-tonk dream but can put on a pair of hills and charm a room
You smell nice and groom often
You must love cats! I don't care if you 'like dogs' but you must love cats
You received high marks for plays well with others in your formative years of schooling
You're a nun who is on the run from a murderous doomsday cult and the shit just got real
You're a murderous doomsday cult member and have found an alien body dressed as a nun
You have never taken a class on twerking
You don't chew ice or with your mouth open because that causes my ears discomfort
You have some means of supporting yourself other than waiting on scripts from CVS pharmacy
You have never collected beanie babies in a meaningful way
You don't sleep with your dog
You have never killed someone
No one has ever killed you
You have all your fingers and toes and can count them to twenty
You have never had sex in front of a live audience of more than 10,000 people
You know how to spell like the longest word in the dictionary and you know what word that is and can beat anyone at scrabble
You are willing to steal monopoly money to win
You've never received a camel cash dollar instead of real currency while dancing naked to ted nugent's cat scratch fever
You don't have a husband
You aren't evil in the literal and classic sense
You've never killed anybody
You look at the appendages of gummy bears before you eat them and wonder if it can feel
You have ever won a nobel prize
You want to move to Paris because you keep dreaming about croissants
You wonder if Forrest Gump's kid could run as fast as Forest gump
You have never considered using a semi truck as way to let off some steam toward those who have made you mad

(LOOK: if you have *not looking for just a booty call in your profile it doesn't necessarily make you chaste, nor does it make you a slut. IT just means you want to tell others how hard it is to get those panties off. They're your panties! drop them yourself! don't wait for me to do it for you. Cause I know how to say both please and thank you. TWO WORDS: Ruth Chris = panty drop. I wont take you to Ruth Chris until we're both ready, trust me on that! * you have, "Don't ask me for special pictures of me ;)" in your profile. Well, that's a reasonable request but don't get mad at someone if six months in to your online '"""""Relationship"""" someone gets a hankering to see you naked. Not their fault you don't have the courage to meet them in person. BIG DEAL! (you own the clicker, lady) *if you say you're a feminist then its kinda hard, for a guy not to translate that into "I think all men are sexist" and you feel that people don't listen to you nor respect you. If your opener is already on the defensive and presumes to express the intent or state of mind of your audience. i.e. me or men - it comes off as a bit ridiculous (change it) say something like I am socially progressive or egalitarian <- because that means you feel there should be equality for all( HINT) I already respect women (I worship them, especially when they don't deserve it), *eventually clothes will come off or they wont, maybe there will be dinner,maybe not, maybe you'll abandon the date, jump in your car and then run straight on into an oncoming train full of gummy bears so you don't really die or anything scary like that or maybe you'll try to beat me at a staring contest and you'll lose because I find you the most beautiful woman I have ever seen!

Definitely message me if everything looks like a giant cupcake to you too.