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29 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 9
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I've been in Austin since 2005, currently living & working downtown. I like to consider myself an enigma, but for the life of me I can't put my finger on why.
I enjoy taking long road trips, there's something about the feeling of treading upon the last unspoilt places in America before they're completely overtaken by the juggernaut that is "progress". (that's actually bullshit, I just like local beer & barbecue.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in Texas politics, and I bartend on the weekends. You could say I'm one of those self-aware successes that makes poor financial decisions in order that I maintain a certain sense of groundedness and humility. I own two neurotic puppies. I learned how to cook pretty much anything, thanks to my grandfather & 10 years in the service industry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wrecking it on karaoke night, speaking broken spanish.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually that I look like a well-to-do rugby player with all of his teeth (except for my wisdom teeth, that ship has sailed).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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B: Rick Moody, Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahniuk, Ernest Hemingway, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, David Sedaris,

Mu: Frank Ocean, Beirut, Interpol, Of Montreal, Iron & Wine, Ray Lamontagne, Local Natives, Vampire Weekend, Delta Rae, Blind Boys of Alabama, [Texas Country], Jeremy Steding, Daft Punk, The Weeknd, Sufjan Stevens, Union Station, The National, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Xx, Madeleine Peyroux, Devotchka, Miike Snow, Of Montreal, Duo Gadjo, Neutral Milk Hotel,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ray Bans.
Town Lake.
My pup.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If coconuts have hair and contain milk, how are they not mammals?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out with friends; and depending on which group that is, I'm either acting as DD or yelling at whichever sports team may be playing that night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I got these flip flops at Target.
You should message me if
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...If you actually read through this meandering collection of essays about me and still find yourself interested in struggling through internet-based small talk.