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MDCLane

26 M Manchester, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, I really don't know what I'm supposed to put here. I've been living in Manchester for nearly 5 years or something, and go out all the time but I seem to be diabolically terrible at "talking to girls", well on the sort of level I created this profile for, I'm alright at being a drunk idiot running around talking to people
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After working at a properly rubbish job for two years, I've got myself a proper job. It seems pretty proper anyway, for now at least. I get to cook nice food and everybody who has it say they love it.. They say they hate the service and the place is pretentious and the staff even worse..but they keep coming back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at being clumsy, Everybody says I'm really funny but I don't mean to be.. I do definitely mean to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It could be a good thing like.. look at this guy, he looks decent enough, or it could be something completely different. Maybe my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I prefer music over everything else. I go to gigs, lots, and listen to music lots. I'm supposed to be a "DJ".. I turn up to places when people have asked me to and play Erasure and Slipknot off my laptop.

I've got a massive crush on pop music, what others would call a guilty pleasure but I'm not guilty about loving genuinely good stuff.
http://www.last.fm/user/MDCLane
If you're that interested

I play bass/guitar in some bands too, Used to do a Weezer covers band.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sitting down
Cider
Hot Wings
Sleep
My Friends
Phoning my mum every now and then

I think that's about it, ,It doesn't take much to please me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend most of my time thinking about the future, and what the fuck is going to happen! Mainly because this year went so fast and I don't think I did anything other than get a new job and made friends with some cool Japanese people, but that's about it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then drinking, then eating then going to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I haven't got many secrets
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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....you want me to message back, because I more than likely will