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33 Manchester, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Today – 7:56am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Gujarati (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like.....stuff

It is strange to think how a person can just dismiss someone else with a simple click of a button when really they know nothing about them. Apart from what they see here. Also, the girls I have met on here so far have been really WEIRD to say the least. Not weird in a quirky way, but more like downright FREAKS. So I am a bit more careful with who I message now.

I think deep.
What I’m doing with my life
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Ideally I want to be a writer/musician. I used to enjoy acting but I find that the world of acting is horrible, vicious, backstabbing, hypocritical and...well kind of like our general everyday world.

I'm doing a PGCE. I volunteer for a Drama college as a tutor. I am hopefully going to teach students about Drama in a non-horrible, vicious, backstabbing and hypocritical way.

I play guitar, I have a ukelele and am also learning the violin

On the odd occasion I play somewhere live. On my own. It always seems to be a massive deal when I do but I don't mind as it's always a rare thing. I like watching live music-I do miss working at gig venues.

I watch/play football. I only play snooker (watching it is so boring!) and I'm looking to start playing hockey somewhere too.

I write:-

Which is my blog and I also write for an online retro magazine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar, Writing, (Both I would like to think I am at least a little good at!). Making people laugh. Oh and stroking face.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard. Definitely. Oh and my beautiful chocolate skin. Yeah that's right.

The first thing I have noticed about girls on this site is about 99% have at least one pic of themselves posing with one hand on a hip. Hmmm. Is this like a must do pose?

Also I have seen a few profiles on this site where girls have put something like:-

"Must be over 6ft with a beard and muscles".
"Being rich is a bonus or at least have lots of money".

To those girls I say:-

"Screw you, you shallow idiots. No wonder you are fucking single".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-I like The Angels Game but if I had to pick an all time favourite, nothing beats Matilda and no I haven't seen the film and nor will I ever

Movies-The Dark Knight and The Back To The Future movies.

TV-I don't watch too much. I like The Simpsons and I loved Lost. Homeland is pretty amazing. Game Of Thrones is awesome too.

Music-Arcade Fire, Elliott Smith, Bright Eyes AND A LOT OF OTHERS.

Food-I EAT ANYTHING and hardly put weight on (please don't hate me for this).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar, my music files, writing on my blog, my thoughts, ladies (though lately I have been doing just fine in doing without) and alcohol. Ha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life. Why are people the way they are? Why do people choose to be so horrible sometimes? Why is the world in such a bad state? Why does nobody care? Why is everyone more obsessed with updating their status on facebook rather than actually meeting people and conversing? WHY?? What is going to happen in the future? Will machines take over the world? Will humans destroy themselves? Is there an afterlife? IS THERE?? Could time travel be possible?? Copy and paste the following for some very interesting thoughts and theories:-

I do spend too much time thinking. I have also had insomnia on and off for the past 16 years.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably in a pub conversing.

Or in a pub working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Batman. (According to the super hero test)

And I am 32. In the real age test and also in real life. How exciting.
You should message me if
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You are not an idiot.