"I thought of that old joke: This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken.' And the doctor says, 'Well why don't you turn him in?' and the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships. They're totally irrational and crazy and absurd, but I guess we keep going through it because most of us need the eggs."

Working. A lot.

An entertainer/athlete and I love my job.

Also, getting ready to move to Orlando likely around June...so there's that.

My job of course. Entertaining people and telling a story. Love music, writing, poetry too.

Mustache...it's for work haha

Too many to count...Love film to a fault, and love to read.

But some favorites -

Film: Annie Hall, Rushmore, Goodfellas, Once, Mean Streets, Inglorious Basterds, Oldboy, The Host (the Korean, Bong Joon-Ho one) Midnight In Paris, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, La Haine, and SO many others...

Books: I'm a sucker for memoirs like Tina Fey's 'Bossypants', Mike Birbiglia's 'Sleepwalk With Me' but also love 'Angela's Ashes'

Shows: The Sopranos, The Wire, The West Wing, Arrested Development, The Office, Parks and Rec, Louie.

Music: show-tunes and punk rock. Honestly

The 6 members of my family...and maybe some diet coke.

Paris in the rain. Seriously...that's not a cheesy line - sounds lovely right?

Working in front of a crowd

I wear tights to work and am quite alright with it.

...you feel inclined.