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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Aug 3
Seeing Someone
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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*********** i met my current bf on this web site 2 years ago and am only keeping this profile to lurk. dont bother~*

**** it is very clear to me if you message me without reading my profile. if you do read it all and think you are an exception and message me anyway, I'm not going to respond. if you think that's unfair, please stop trying to date women on the internet.

if you want to get to know me, follow me on twitter (@haley). it's honestly the best way. i don't check or update this nearly as much as i should.

internet-type pokemon, feminist, social introvert, lover of vinyl records, my cat (river), mimosas, dive bars, craft beer, radiohead, synthesizers, sake, live music, shoes, apple products, corgis, anime, chocolate chip cookies, wine, science fiction, HBO....

if you like running marathons and waking up early, we probably won't get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
mobile dev at a music startup. going to shows as many nights of the week as i can afford. paying way too much for coffee.

not one of those engineers that goes home and works on side projects for hours. the music industry is my hobby and passion and i'd love to be a tour manager or some such thing and just freelance websites on the side. a girl can dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not leaving my bed all day via marathoning anime with my cat
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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here are some things that i like.

watching six feet under, x-files
reading a dance with dragons, quicksilver (baroque cycle vol 1)
listening chance the rapper, cashmere cat

Books: camus, dfw, stephenson, harry potter, etc. goodreads

Shows: c o m m u n i t y. firefly, game of thrones, twin peaks, freaks & geeks, buffy, adventure time, sailor moon, nichijou, girls, arrested development. on deck: dr. who, the wire, x-files

Music: || discogs
most recently kendrick lamar, tame impala, how to dress well, king krule, james blake, groundislava, frank ocean, n.e.r.d. always radiohead, flying lotus, childish gambino, beach house, the xx.

Movies: MIAMI CONNECTION. fantasia. original star wars trilogy. submarine, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the fifth element, i <3 huckabees, american psycho. all those new marvel/avengers movies. anything related to stanley kubrick, jason schwartzman, or sam rockwell. i love dumb, so-bad-theyre-good movies.

Food: new orleans iced coffee. pad thai. crispy tofu. all red bean everything. pesto chicken pizza. thai green curry, with extra bamboo shoots. sashimi. spicy miso ramen. strawberry pop-tarts, without the frosting.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
record player
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how strange it is to be anything at all
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
one of two extremes- i'm generally either sidestage wasted at a friend's show, or holed up somewhere watching cartoons and playing video games (with friends, or with roommates, or with cat).

my ideal match is equally down for both of these things
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i own the domain

it's not what you think.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are employed. you are pretty positive that we don't have any mutual friends. you live in SF proper. (these are my new rules.)

things that aren't cute: romanticizing drug/alcohol abuse, being "offensive lol get over it," taking pride in negativity/misanthropy. fedoras.

honestly if you've read this far and aren't repulsed then go for it. i've put a decent amount of work into de-optimizing my profile to weed out the "sup girl" messages and the redditors. but you and i, we'd probably get along.