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MIKE_allcaps

38 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friends. Jk. I don't care about my friends. I work in television/internet. On the side I enjoy improv, music, and cooking. And movies. And TV. And Netflix. And books. I put hot sauce on food sometimes. I don't drink milk. I dislike mosquitoes. Not a fan of people singing at me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Improv. Writer's block. I work in news. But I still get my news from twitter. I cook. Not a good dancer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
breakfast and thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know. I've never asked anyone. Maybe my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hemingway, Catch 22, Hitch Hiker's Guide, The Song of Ice and Fire books...

Casablanca, Annie Hall, Jaws, Almost Famous...

Thai food. Breakfast food...

Wilco, The Beatles...

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, Netflix...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee.
Water.
iPhone.
Dried mangos.
Whiskey.
Miscellaneous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for dinner. What's on Netflix. What happens after death. Where is the universe.

and Costa Rica.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing improv somewhere in the city or at home watching a movie or at a bar in Brooklyn or eating a hamburger somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still have a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar. And I'm one of those people who can't deal with Cilantro. I refuse to deal with it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you don't mind my cilantro situation.