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MIKEtheMANC

35 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"Then it hits me like a kick in the nuts: What if I'm wrong? I've got a condition. I get confused sometimes. What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they'd always said I'd turn into?"
What I’m doing with my life
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"I don't know about you, but I'm havin' a ball."
I’m really good at
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"Walk down the right back alley in Sin City, and you can find anything."
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Who were you, besides an angel of mercy, giving a two-time loser like me the night of his life? Eh, it sure as hell wasn't my looks."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"I check the list: Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"HEY THERE AIN'T NO SETTLING DOWN!!! This is blood for blood and by the gallons! These are the old days, man, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choices left. And I'm ready for war."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"You keep holding out on me like this, and I'm going to have to get *really* nasty."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town-- I'm staring at a *goddess*. She's telling me she wants me... I'm not going to waste one more second wondering how I've gotten this lucky... She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the goddess... Goldie. She says her name is Goldie."
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"Would you get a move on already? I haven't got all night." --Marv of Basin City