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MISTER_FUNNY

58 M Lincoln Park, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 45–53
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This extremely sincere gentleman is available with these few tough guidelines and VERY strict requirements:

First and foremost, you must walk upright. Well most of the time.
Please be from only one of the 5 continents.( Hmm, there might be 6)
Your hair has to be either brown, blond, strawberry blond or black, No Red, Well after hearing your giggle I may accept red.
Have at least one big toe on each foot.
Willingness to go out during ALL four seasons.
Must be able to skip.
You need to be able to listen to music
Your food range will be either mild, medium or spicy (no variations)
You tried a pogo stick once.

This list goes on and on and is quite extensive. Therefore we can continue during our first few conversations. Therefore, MUST be willing to talk by phone,

Oh, and I suppose some of you would like a little info about me. First, I'd like you to know that my teenage daughter always lived with me. She is 18 and off to college now. Time is available to seek that special companion. Simple things for the most part. Dancing, cooking, golf and live music. Outdoor events, spending time in the country and traveling to warm places. I am sensitive, yet masculine . A fundamentalist as far as relating to other people. Expecting great communication, respect, spontaneous fun and adventures. I am working right now as a technical engineer for a major TV network. Being more spiritual than religious I am just experiencing life for the gift it is. However, it would even better with a partner.

So, If you like to laugh, I am the one guy that can guarantee that!! Totally down to earth, respectful, athletic and missing the intimacy in life. From golf, to amusements parks to nights out in the city, to Atlantic City or a tropical island, it's all about enjoying life with good people around you. Even a simple quiet night at home. But always laughing....always! Hopefully you also seek the amazing kisses when two are one!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an engineer in the TV biz and raising a teenager.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am quite a confident golfer, tournemant poker player, cook, dancer and listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Confidence and sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books with hard or soft covers. Movies on TV or in theaters. Ok.....OK.....Shawshank Redemption, Field Of Dreams, Gladiator, Titanic, Green Mile. Good fellas. TV shows, Some sports, Football or golf, Big Bang, Family Guy, Touch, Sapranos. Italian food is a favorite. But I also enjoy Mexican, Indian, and good ole American Buffalo wings. Flat ones only please!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chocolate, air, kissing, twizzlers, my daughter, a fine Pinot Noir!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Improving myself, empowering others, my daughter and life
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing at a lounge, watching a movie with my daughter or you, watching the stars. (not the ones in hollywood)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hmmmm.................I'll will whisper it into your ear.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love to laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and if you are a great kisser!!!!!!! And seeking a long term commitment!!!!