Apparently I look like Judd Nelson (says a friend), and I feel that if you took his brain out and replaced it with the personalities of Obi-wan Kenobi, Lincoln 6 Echo from The Island, and Invader Zim you'd get a pretty good doppelganger of myself. :) My heroes are Jesus, Steven Irwin, Lee Rouson, Martin Luther, Benjamin Franklin, Ayn Rand, Sarah Palinand strongman1982. *snickers*

Basically I'm looking for a "partner" in a relationship. I have no need of a "servant" and I certainly don't need a "leader". So a woman with individuality that wants a relationship based on mutual respect is gold in my eyes. :)

I love Jesus Christ and consider myself a pretty loyal follower of God. But the word "church" seriously makes me sick. Just throwing that out there. :)

...bored... ...bored... ...BORED... which is no good because I'm a boredom drinker AND a boredom smoker... ...and I had done so well to quit them...
Oh well. *Cough* Bottoms up. :)

Name it and I'll give an honest response. I'm sort of a jack-of-all-trades. Master of none? I'd be more than happy to put my "experience" against the "mastery" of others any day of the week. I give myself only 10% chance of beating a "master", but the fallibility of presumed excellence is kind of something I, for all that I am, like to exploit.
But if there are things I excel above the average:
cooking, baking, grammar, home improvement projects, pet training (I trained a cat how to play fetch*), drunken drop-D guitar, ...to name a few. if i think of any more I'll add them. :)

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o2aBWWPap8
Yes, that's really my old cat (Ty Dye). The dog (Eva) in the video is in one of my pics if that helps add to my credibility. ;)

That I'm trying NOT to be noticed. In my whole life I've only wanted to be three things: A ninja, mad scientist, or CIA agent. All of which imply that anyone outside of my inner circle need-not be concerned with what I do with my life. But I've decided to go with a more conventional career path that will facilitate mad science as a profitable hobby. :D

...I think I'll build little robots... haven't really decided yet.

Books: the two books that have the biggest impact on my life are 1984 and the Bible (in that order). Otherwise, I enjoy the Harry Potter series, Jurassic Park, and almost anything by Stephen King. I don't read much...

Movies: ...so many. Get me talking about movies and that will be the first time you see me come out of my shell. I prefer sci-fi/fantasy but historical fiction probably accounts for over half of my top ten. (Braveheart, the Great Escape, Master and Commander, 300, Gangs of New York, and Red Cliff) BUT I enjoy the occasional chick-flick as well. Seriously, I cried at the end of 13 Going on 30 SHHHH!!! I'm really more of a speculative fiction fan. I'm a Star Wars nerd, but open to Star Trek and LotR geekdom.

Music: I listen to a lot. You name it. But when I use Pandora I usually enter the names Deftones, Korn, Chimaira, Lady Gaga, and Sade and don't fast forward until an east coast rapper or reggae artist comes on. ...Ciara SUX! What's wrong with you? lol

Food: I try to eat a balanced diet...lol. It's mostly meat and cheese with some bread thrown in. I never really have a craving for fruits and vegetables... I love most fruits and some veggies. I just don't normally go to any effort to get any.

TV: I hate watching TV as anything more than background noise. BUT My all time favorites are Red Dwarf, Red Green, George Lopez, and Dr. Who.

Escapist entertainment, my '99 Dodge Intrepid, my computer, my close friends, music, a pet (even if I name a spider living in a corner).

Politics. I should probably mention that I hate politics, but I love my country. So I'm sort of just left of anarchist. I call myself a "Constitutional Moderate". I never solve a problem using the word "government". ...on a similar note I never solve a problem using the word "god", either. Which makes me seem like an atheist... I guess you could call me a libertarian, but I consider aligning oneself with a political party fascism. Besides, I vote for the 'evil' republicans all the time anyway. lol I'm sorry, but left wing politics aren't about making the world a better place, they're about putting more power in the hands of an already illegitimate governance.

...bored... ...bo- you get the idea. :)

And I seem to like to express my frustrations on this site for some reason. I actually get pretty offensive, but as I'm bored (...thus, drinking) I find it hilarious. Even while sober and deleting it I'm still laughing. Sorry if I offended anyone... *snickers*

Ummm... I have most of Lady Gaga's CD memorized... and I'm currently addicted to Maury. I've never been in the situation before, but I LOVE to hear, "You are NOT the father." I react as if I'm watching football. lol I've loved Cyndi Lauper since as far back as I remember and kind of want to name a daughter after her. My pictures were taken when I was 20 lbs lighter. I've only cheated once in my life (just a kiss), because I was sick of being accused of cheating all the fuggin time (THREE FUGGIN YEARS) and I dumped her the next day. XD Tears still form when I think about Steve Irwin, John Ritter, and Rodney Dangerfield. Jon Lovitz RULZ!!!

... ... ...why bother? Or at least, why waste my time? Whenever I hit it off with someone on this site (once a week), I never get to actually meet them. Either Astrology says it won't work or your "friend with issues" is going to show up the day we're supposed to meet. ...no, I don't know why I'm here, but I can't stay away. lol

Sarcasm is the truest form of comedy and the surest way to know that a woman has a real sense of humor. It's fresh, new, and hard to pull off. Nothing turns me on more, so if you have a mastery of the art I'd love to hear from you. ;)