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MLDK

25 Fayetteville, NC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Drink some more wine you millennial slime. glug glug glug

Don't click my links, they are viruses.

I AM A POWERDOM AND I AM CURRENTLY SUCK INSIDE AN OLD GATEWAY DESKTOP SEND HELP NOW.

Norimes make me sick. If your most memorable life event was going to a Con then you are a fucking loser. Get off my profile now. Your tastes are shit. Go watch some more dubbed adult swim anime you idiot nerd.

Every girl on here is practically the same person with minor changes in interests and fashion. Indie music isn't different, neutral milk hotel might as well be the "I wear clothes made in sweatshops" theme music. #stopgirlswhobuyfromamericanapparel2015

That last statement is hella hypocritical because I don't fucking care where my clothes come from.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Internet forum moderator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gimme da booty.

DUNKING BOOKS AND GIVING SWURLIES
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coconut water :^)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to avoid basic bitches like you.
Why are there so many teachers on here?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You are literally raping me right now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a data pagan and a cyber vegan.

http://cybakilla.bandcamp.com/album/ghost-in-the-machine

YES THOSE ARE MY REAL PICTURES, NO I'M NOT A TROLL THIS AINT WORLD OF WARCRAFT KID.

All my photos are taking from a disposable camera. Deal with that level of hipster because I know you can't. I'm so counter culture bro you don't even know.
You should message me if
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https://youtu.be/RkfzXq0tA3c

Don't :)

nah j/k ;)

No seriously don't I'll probably just insult you for not taking care of yourself.