Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Drink some more wine you millennial
slime. glug glug
Don't click my links, they are viruses.
I AM A POWERDOM
AND I AM CURRENTLY SUCK INSIDE AN OLD GATEWAY DESKTOP SEND HELP
Norimes make me sick. If your most memorable life event was going
to a Con then you are a fucking loser. Get off my profile now. Your
tastes are shit. Go watch some more dubbed adult swim anime
you idiot nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Internet forum moderator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gimme da booty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to avoid basic bitches like you.
Why are there so many teachers on here?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You are literally raping me right now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a data pagan and a cyber vegan.
YES THOSE ARE MY REAL PICTURES, NO I'M NOT A TROLL THIS AINT WORLD
OF WARCRAFT KID.
All my photos are taking from a disposable camera. Deal with that
level of hipster because I know you can't. I'm so counter culture
bro you don't even know.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
nah j/k ;)
No seriously don't I'll probably just insult you for not taking
care of yourself.
Who are you looking for?
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