Full-time Machinist/Factory worker. Part-time stand up comic.

I smell fantastic.

I am totally willing to relocate. I want that made clear.

Working and stand-up comedying.

I also like to spend time watching seasons of good tv shows two at a time in a marathon style. And exercise. And yoga. And audiobooks narrated by celebrities. Stuff like that.

”Jeopardy” viewings. I have about an eighty five percent correct answer rate. Which is impressive for someone who only put in one year at ASU.

I'm also hilarious.

My eyes and hair.

Favorite book is 'The Catcher in the Rye', the old standard...

Favorite movies that come to mind would be Boogie Nights, The Dark Knight, Ghostbusters, GoodFellas, Casino, Shampoo, and many more.

Music: Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush, Wu-Tang Clan, RATATAT, Isis, Deftones, Queens of the Stone Age, DJ Shadow, Black Sabbath, The Smiths, Prince

Food: Like music and other forms of art, as long as it was made with effort and enthusiasm, chances are I'll eat it and like it.

My Family
My Friends
My Sense of Humor
My Sense of Passion/Desire
My Principles
Some alone time every now and then

Why so many women on this site have screen names that are really just their name and ''saurus'' attached to it. I.e., ''Amysaurus'', ''kellysaurus'', ''amandasaurus'' and so forth...

Netflix or bar or writing or telling jokes/humorous anecdotes.

Sometimes I use the OkCupid search engine to look up my highest matches, but I set the location setting to "anywhere". Can you guess what country returns the most results? The answer might surprise you.

You won't message me. You're a lady. And ladies don't do that. But you know something? They should. It's not fair that men are expected to be the ice breakers all the time, every time. Shatter some antiquated gender roles. Win one for Susan B. Anthony's ghost.