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MPalla

30 M Tempe, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Full-time Machinist/Factory worker. Part-time stand up comic.

I smell fantastic.

Planning on moving to LA as soon as I get my ducks in a row.

Male version of Frances Ha.

Not after anything serious at the moment. There is much work to be done in my life and I can't possibly give myself entirely to someone, I've recently decided. That's not to imply that I'm only after the shallow stuff. I still love getting to know someone and seeing their perspectives.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and stand-up comedying.

I also like to spend time watching seasons of good tv shows two at a time in a marathon style. And exercise. And yoga. And audiobooks narrated by celebrities. Stuff like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
”Jeopardy” viewings. I have about an eighty five percent correct answer rate. Which is impressive for someone who only put in one year at ASU.

I'm also hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book is 'The Catcher in the Rye', the old standard... I also like "Outliers". And "Life", Keith Richards' autobiography.

Favorite movies that come to mind would be Boogie Nights, The Dark Knight, Ghostbusters, GoodFellas, Casino, Shampoo, and many more.

Music: Pink Floyd, Queen, Rush, Wu-Tang Clan, RATATAT, Isis, Deftones, Queens of the Stone Age, DJ Shadow, Black Sabbath, The Smiths, Prince

Food: Like music and other forms of art, as long as it was made with effort and enthusiasm, chances are I'll eat it and like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family
My Friends
My Sense of Humor
My Sense of Passion/Desire
My Principles
Some alone time every now and then
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many women on this site have screen names that are really just their name and ''saurus'' attached to it. I.e., ''Amysaurus'', ''kellysaurus'', ''amandasaurus'' and so forth...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix or bar or writing or telling jokes/humorous anecdotes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I use the OkCupid search engine to look up my highest matches, but I set the location setting to "anywhere". Can you guess what country returns the most results? The answer might surprise you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't message me. You're a lady. And ladies don't do that. But you know something? They should. It's not fair that men are expected to be the ice breakers all the time, every time. Shatter some antiquated gender roles. Win one for Susan B. Anthony's ghost.

Also, 420 tolerance is key.