Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This potential male match comes equipped with: huggable format,
reinforced liver, cooking skill(s)ets, bedrock career,
independently independent , upgraded intelligence, dry humor.
Best paired with female match: squeezable chassis, refined ethanol
consumption, adventurous tastes, established career,
non-dependapotamus qualities, smartypants.
To put it short, I am Kermit just floating around looking for his
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on the house, fixing the car, going out enjoying brews and
Brewing beer at home, drinking said beer, and then wishing I had
more drive to bottle the 10 other gallons sitting in my closet so I
can have more.
I want to grow old and well off retired someday. I want to get to a
point were I will be the old man with his lady, with a van camper,
scratching off state by state.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a mental sponge. All it takes is effort.
My cooking skills aim a little lower, like love handle lower, the
kind that require the pant's button popped.
Cursing at trees and evil people with their cleverly hidden
One thing I am not good at, is growing a thick beard. It makes me
sad, like my caterpillar of a soul can not blossom into full
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I were to guess, it would be my eyes, my awesome hugs, then my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV....I don't have cable.....
Netflix: House of Cards (current obsession), Keeping up
Appearances, IT Crowd, Archer, Comedy Bang Bang, Always Sunny in
Podcasts: Tom and Dan, any NPR stuff, Howard Stern, Joe Rogan, NDGT
Startalk, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Movies...Goonies, Back to the Future, Revenge of the Nerds, The Big
Lebowski, Into the Wild, No Country for Old Men.
** favorite xmas movie: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation,
followed by Bad Santa, Jingle all the Way
Music... flannels . . . The Man in Black . . . New Age . . .
Shytowncentric Rap .
Books...Working on my list of "100 Books Every man Should Read" ...
currently Plato's Republic, but got sidetracked by Issac Asimov,
and the Red Planet Series.
Food...Thai, Indian, Vietnamese, Southern, BBQ..... a strict
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Answering this, I thought of the things in my life I would fight
the hardest to loose (besides the standard
1 - Cast iron skillet
2 - Meat, breakfast meat especially.
3 - Beer
4 - Exotic Food
5 - Ceiling fans
6 - Squeezes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pfft. What most men think about. . . . food, hobbies, and not
Daydream a lot, about what to do with the house, the car, the life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hang with friends? Sure..... watch TV and have some beers..... Hell
Go to sleep at 8 PM? I am an old man! Perfectly acceptable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are a few things . . . Ask. I tend to be honest to a
The more time goes on, I really feel the D.I.N.K. lifestyle is for
me, much at odds of what my family and friends think. But there are
times I can not imagine not having little me's running around. I do
find it hard to decide.
I am addicted to pizza. I blame the TMNTs for this. I just want to
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well, in the short run, I have noticed that the internet dating
world has led to some quite flaky behavior from potential matches.
While I tend to be quite positive, I find that this experience has
been taxing on my optimistic batteries.
That said, I have a solid moral compass (sometimes), can
communicate, and try miserably to understand others feelings. If
you demonstrate the same qualities, feel free to send a
If you love pho, craft beer, adventures and badass hobbies, you are
verboten to leave without contact!
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