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32 M Deltona, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:09am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
This potential male match comes equipped with: huggable format, reinforced liver, cooking skill(s)ets, bedrock career, independently independent , upgraded intelligence, dry humor.

Best paired with female match: squeezable chassis, refined ethanol consumption, adventurous tastes, established career, non-dependapotamus qualities, smartypants.
What I’m doing with my life
I want to grow old and well off retired someday. I want to get to a point were I will be the old man with his lady, with an old pickup with an old popup camper, scratching off state by state.
I’m really good at
I am a mental sponge. All it takes is effort.

My cooking skills aim a little lower, like love handle lower, the kind that require the pant's button popped.

Cursing at trees and evil people with their cleverly hidden geocaches.

One thing I am not good at, is growing a thick beard. It makes me sad, like my caterpillar of a soul can not blossom into full lumberjack butterfly.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I were to guess, it would be my eyes, my awesome hugs, then my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV....I don't have cable.....

Netflix: House of Cards (current obsession), Keeping up Appearances, IT Crowd, Archer
Podcasts: Tom and Dan, any NPR stuff

Movies...Goonies, Back to the Future, Revenge of the Nerds.

** favorite xmas movie: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, followed by Bad Santa

Music... flannels . . .

Books...Working on my list of "100 Books Every man Should Read" ... currently Plato's Republic, but got sidetracked by Issac Asimov.

Food...Thai, Indian, Vietnamese, Southern, BBQ..... a strick omnivore here.
The six things I could never do without
Answering this, I thought of the things in my life I would fight the hardest to loose (besides the standard "family/friends/water/etc").

1 - Cast iron skillet
2 - Meat, breakfast meat especially.
3 - Beer
4 - Curry!
5 - Ceiling fans
6 - Squeezes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pfft. What most men think about. . . . food, hobbies, and sex

Daydream a lot, about what to do with the house, the car, the life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hang with friends? Sure..... watch TV and have some beers..... Hell ya!
Go to sleep at 8 PM? I am an old man! Perfectly acceptable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are a few things . . . Ask. I tend to be honest to a fault.

The more time goes on, I really feel the D.I.N.K. lifestyle is for me, much at odds of what my family and friends think.

I am addicted to pizza. I blame the TMNTs for this. I just want to fight crime.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Well, in the short run, I have noticed that the internet dating world has led to some quite flaky behavior from potential matches. While I tend to be quite positive, I find that this experience has been taxing on my optimistic batteries.

That said, I have a solid moral compass (sometimes), can communicate, and try miserably to understand others feelings. If you demonstrate the same qualities, feel free to send a message.
If you love pho, craft beer, adventures and badass hobbies, you are verboten to leave without contact!