Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This potential male match comes equipped with: huggable format,
reinforced liver, cooking skill(s)ets, bedrock career,
independently independent , upgraded intelligence, dry humor.
Best paired with female match: squeezable chassis, refined ethanol
consumption, adventurous tastes, established career,
non-dependapotamus qualities, smartypants.
To put it short, I am Kermit just floating around looking for his
I spend a lot of time home brewing beer. Currently have about 11
different beers in the closet. I enjoy brews, and on any vacation
you can always find me at local craft bars and hole in the was
between brewery tours.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on the house, fixing the car, going out enjoying brews and
Brewing beer at home, drinking said beer, and then wishing I had
more drive to bottle the 10 other gallons sitting in my closet so I
can have more.
I want to grow old and well off retired someday. I want to get to a
point were I will be the old man with his lady, with a van camper,
scratching off state by state. SOOOO.
I focus on my career to achieve this. I work to advance. So I can
have more cashes, so I can achieve my goal of becoming a late life
hippie, and still enjoy my vices along the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a mental sponge.
Sleeping like a boss
Headphone jamming to a beer, air drums.
My cooking skills are quite well for a man I presume. I have a
secret to make a badass Tombstone pizza!
One thing I am not good at, is growing a thick beard. It makes me
sad, like my caterpillar of a soul can not blossom into full
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I were to guess, it would be my eyes, awesome hugs, butt?
The 50 Shades of Tanlines?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV....I don't have cable..... So what is on air. Screw paying for
Netflix: House of Cards (current obsession), Keeping up
Appearances, IT Crowd, Archer, Comedy Bang Bang, Always Sunny in
Podcasts: Tom and Dan, any NPR stuff, Howard Stern, Joe Rogan, NDGT
Startalk, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Movies...Goonies, Back to the Future, Revenge of the Nerds, The Big
Lebowski, Into the Wild, No Country for Old Men.
** favorite xmas movie: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation,
followed by Bad Santa, Jingle all the Way
Music... flannels . . . The Man in Black . . . New Age . . . Some
Books...Working on my list of "100 Books Every man Should Read" ...
currently Plato's Republic, but got sidetracked by Issac Asimov,
and the Red Planet Series. But when I have time, the Count of Monte
Cristo is on deck.
Food...Thai, Indian, Vietnamese, Southern, BBQ..... a strict
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Answering this, I thought of the things in my life I would fight
the hardest to loose (besides the standard
1 - Cast iron skillet
2 - Meat, breakfast meat especially.
3 - Beer
4 - Exotic Food
5 - Ceiling fans
6 - Squeezes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Be an adult when you have to be.... Be a kid when you can be!
Pfft. What most men think about. . . . food, hobbies, and not
Daydream a lot, about what to do with the house, the car, the life.
What are the dimensions of a soda can. How long will this damn
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hang with friends? Sure..... watch TV and have some beers..... Hell
Go to sleep at 8 PM? I am an old man! Perfectly acceptable.
In all honesty... probably sitting on the couch watching some TVs
or Hulu and having a grilled cheese.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most provate thing I am willing to admit on here . . . I am
still on the fence about children. I love children, have been in
relationships with women with children. Have been told I would be
an amazing dad, but there are times where a ting of selfishness
kicks in and I don't know. A trip to UK or daycare costs.... which?
Yes, both can be had, I think it would be possible, but can you
forego the BS and put aside for it? I found that hard to organize
with another. For good or bad I think it might come down to who I
settle down with. Pretty much everything else I am sure
I am addicted to pizza. I blame the TMNTs for this. I just want to
You should message me if
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I would love to talk to anyone. I know most often than not it is
the guy messaging the lady, but I see no need to such silliness. I
binge here, and often disappear.
I have a lot of interests, hobbies, goals. It would be great to
find someone who shares such... a good balance between fun and
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