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WhiskeyRanger

32 Deltona, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This potential male match comes equipped with: huggable format, reinforced liver, cooking skill(s)ets, bedrock career, independently independent , upgraded intelligence, dry humor.

Best paired with female match: squeezable chassis, refined ethanol consumption, adventurous tastes, established career, non-dependapotamus qualities, smartypants.

To put it short, I am Kermit just floating around looking for his Miss Piggy

I spend a lot of time home brewing beer. Currently have about 11 different beers in the closet. I enjoy brews, and on any vacation you can always find me at local craft bars and hole in the was between brewery tours.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on the house, fixing the car, going out enjoying brews and good food.
Brewing beer at home, drinking said beer, and then wishing I had more drive to bottle the 10 other gallons sitting in my closet so I can have more.

I want to grow old and well off retired someday. I want to get to a point were I will be the old man with his lady, with a van camper, scratching off state by state. SOOOO.
I focus on my career to achieve this. I work to advance. So I can have more cashes, so I can achieve my goal of becoming a late life hippie, and still enjoy my vices along the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a mental sponge.

Sleeping like a boss

Headphone jamming to a beer, air drums.

My cooking skills are quite well for a man I presume. I have a secret to make a badass Tombstone pizza!

One thing I am not good at, is growing a thick beard. It makes me sad, like my caterpillar of a soul can not blossom into full lumberjack butterfly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I were to guess, it would be my eyes, awesome hugs, butt?
The 50 Shades of Tanlines?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV....I don't have cable..... So what is on air. Screw paying for that shit.

Netflix: House of Cards (current obsession), Keeping up Appearances, IT Crowd, Archer, Comedy Bang Bang, Always Sunny in Philly!

Podcasts: Tom and Dan, any NPR stuff, Howard Stern, Joe Rogan, NDGT Startalk, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History

Movies...Goonies, Back to the Future, Revenge of the Nerds, The Big Lebowski, Into the Wild, No Country for Old Men.

** favorite xmas movie: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, followed by Bad Santa, Jingle all the Way

Music... flannels . . . The Man in Black . . . New Age . . . Some Chitown-centric rap.

Books...Working on my list of "100 Books Every man Should Read" ... currently Plato's Republic, but got sidetracked by Issac Asimov, and the Red Planet Series. But when I have time, the Count of Monte Cristo is on deck.

Food...Thai, Indian, Vietnamese, Southern, BBQ..... a strict omnivore here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Answering this, I thought of the things in my life I would fight the hardest to loose (besides the standard "family/friends/water/etc").

1 - Cast iron skillet
2 - Meat, breakfast meat especially.
3 - Beer
4 - Exotic Food
5 - Ceiling fans
6 - Squeezes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Be an adult when you have to be.... Be a kid when you can be!

Pfft. What most men think about. . . . food, hobbies, and not sex

Daydream a lot, about what to do with the house, the car, the life. What are the dimensions of a soda can. How long will this damn hydrant clear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hang with friends? Sure..... watch TV and have some beers..... Hell ya!
Go to sleep at 8 PM? I am an old man! Perfectly acceptable.

In all honesty... probably sitting on the couch watching some TVs or Hulu and having a grilled cheese.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most provate thing I am willing to admit on here . . . I am still on the fence about children. I love children, have been in relationships with women with children. Have been told I would be an amazing dad, but there are times where a ting of selfishness kicks in and I don't know. A trip to UK or daycare costs.... which? Yes, both can be had, I think it would be possible, but can you forego the BS and put aside for it? I found that hard to organize with another. For good or bad I think it might come down to who I settle down with. Pretty much everything else I am sure about.

I am addicted to pizza. I blame the TMNTs for this. I just want to fight crime.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I would love to talk to anyone. I know most often than not it is the guy messaging the lady, but I see no need to such silliness. I binge here, and often disappear.

I have a lot of interests, hobbies, goals. It would be great to find someone who shares such... a good balance between fun and responsible.