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MRCornflake75

39 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a smart ass. I can take things seriously but prefer not too. I say dude and awesome a lot. I'm a t-shirt and jeans type of guy. Born and raised in CA and very much a California guy (surf, skate, snowboard, etc.). I've lived in the East Bay for over 3 years and love what this side of the bay has to offer.

I like to think I'm very sincere, honest, I'm loyal as fuck (ride or die lol) and I'm really not into playing games. I'm very much a Scorpio male for good and bad. I have a ENTJ personality. I like to cuss. I don't cuss in front of my mom or grandma out of both respect and fear.

When it comes to dating I like to focus my attention on one person at a time and see how it plays out. "Dating" several people at once honestly sounds so damn exhausting and I just don't have that kind of free time. I'm a single dad and this time next year my son will be off to college which bums me out, but good for him. Between work and my son, I feel pretty complete as a person, but a small portion of me wants/needs more. I kind of had it in my head that by now I'd have one of those "meet cutes", but that hasn't happened so I decided to be more proactive in finding a partner in crime. Maybe that can be you? I sometimes miss having someone to come home to or go to the grocery store with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently slaving away at an emergency animal hospital and trying not to steal people's pets. Sometimes I find myself plotting world domination.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cheering people up. Being a dad. Giving high fives. Doing dumb stuff. Kickin' ass. Embarrassing you. Publicly answering questions because I'm an open book and don't care.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes. Bad ass attitude. Ninja-like reflexes. Beard. Pacman tattoo on my forearm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - New spins on the classics. Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, etc. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter was good (the book not movie). Harry Potter series was an excellent read. I really like Neil Gaiman novels as well as Dean Koontz and Stephen King. I really love to read and I like many genres.

Movies - Crude comedies such as Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Bridesmaids, Superbad, Knocked Up, I Love You Man are always a good go to. Scary movies are great also. Then you have movies like Fight Club, Labyrinth, Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Goonies, Princess Bride, Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, Tron (old and new), any and all Wes Anderson movies and who can forget about anything by Tarantino? I absolutely love stop motion! Nightmare Before Christmas is probably my favorite movie of all time and I did like it way before there was a Hot Topic.

Shows - I'm currently catching up on Parks and Rec, New Girl, Modern Family, Community, the Office and I will admit to having a soft spot for Simpsons, Family Guy, older South Park and American Dad. Also Adventure Time is hilarious.

Music - Phenomenauts, Wu-tang Clan, Amanda "fucking" Palmer, Muse, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Aquabats, Childish Gambino, Black Keys, Bad Religion, Cake, Weezer, the Vandals, White Stripes, Jay Z, Portishead, Sonic Youth, Beastie Boys, Pixies, NOFX, Atmosphere, Dead Kennedys are just a few favorites.

Food - Indian, Thai, Mexican, meat, cheese, veggies, love it all! Sushi is probably my absolute favorite though.

ART is a huge interest of mine. Like everyone else in the world I enjoy the classics so I'm just going to list some of the newer artists I'm into. I'll start off with the homies at ZeroFriends (Alex, Dave, Jonathan, etc.). I also really like Lora Zombie, Aunie Kahn, Tomer Hanuka, Chiara Bautusta and most of what you'd find in Juxtapoz or Hi-Fructose magazines.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My 2 boys (1 lives with me, the other does not)
2. Motorcycles
3. Science/technology
4. Touch (lame, but true)
5. Music/Art
6. Your mom?!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Upcoming zombie apocalypse and if I'm truly prepared for it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If it is the first Friday of the month, you can usually catch me in the madness downtown for 1st Friday/Art Murmur. If not, I'm usually trying to catch live musical acts or maybe relaxing after a long week. I also could be in the SF skateboarding with the kid (he's 17 so not so much a kid anymore I guess). Every Friday is different.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to feel this way about someone;

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours

Secrets I have held in my heart
Are harder to hide than I thought
Maybe I just wanna be yours
I wanna be yours
I wanna be yours

Let me be your electric meter
And I'll never run out
Let me be the portable heater
That you’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion
At least as deep as the Pacific Ocean
I wanna be yours

You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours

-Artic Monkeys "I wanna be yours" take on John Cooper Clarke's poem of the same name.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're awesome and think I would agree.

If you actually want to hang out and take this offline.

While it's always nice when OKC messages me that someone "likes" me, I have found that most of the time people have not read my profile and after messaging a little bit, I find that we have nothing in common. If I give you stars it's because not only did I look over your pictures, but I browsed your profile and found that we may have similar interests or something caught my eye. I either didn't send an actual message out of the awkwardness over this whole thing or due to the lack of time to write something.