31 Menlo Park, CA
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My self-summary
I really like jokes. Especially puns. Despite my juvenile sense of humor, I'm a smart lady who can out-converse almost anyone in political and philosophical issues. I like being challenged and proved wrong.

When I'm not busy being an adult at work I run, spin, and re-watch all of my favorite tv shows on Netflix. I listen to comedy podcasts obsessively because I think comedians are the smartest people with the most to say.

I don't love brunch and I believe ice cream is a totally acceptable dinner. And food group. So... not a "foodie."

Grew up in LA, lived in NYC for 10 years, and have been in the Bay Area for 3 years. I have a weakness for tallish, medium to dark haired white guys who wear glasses and sweet pumped up kicks (aka a good pair of converse all stars). I like super intellectuals.

I don't want no scrubs. No bullshit.
What I’m doing with my life
Hospital project management.
I’m really good at
TV, movie, and sports trivia, encyclopedic knowledge of useless information, negotiating, fixing things, binge watching tv shows, procrastinating, running long distances.
The first things people usually notice about me
My amazing sense of style. Then my affinity to tell bad jokes and excessive hand gesturing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Good ones, I promise. I need to save something to talk about.
The six things I could never do without
1. Running shoes
2. Netflix
3. iPhone
4. Headphones
5. Unlimited PubMed access
6. Toothpaste
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can make an impact. How to compose the perfect text message. What's being added to Netflix next month. Why I'm messaged by so many guys who have clearly not read my entire profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking wine and making impulsive decisions. This ultimately all ends with me watching Netflix while reading medical journals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know all the words to every Taylor Swift song.
You should message me if
You're a nice guy between the ages of 29-38, taller than 5'8 and seems to have similar values. I have a type (white Jewish guys with hipster glasses) so apologies if I don't respond. I'm sort of vain. I'm pretty serious about the age thing. Not looking to be a cougar or a trophy girlfriend.