I’m an introspective homebody, and I'd like to meet a girl who knows that “fat” isn’t a four-letter word. Casual socialization doesn’t come easily to me, but once I get to know you or find some common ground I really open up. I’m the very image of “bookish intellectual”. I enjoy nature documentaries about plants, insects, ocean depths, anything that explores a variety of unusual life. I’m passionate and emotional, and I have a complex and mercurial internal life. I have a mix of verbal hyperbole and melodramatic inclinations that make me especially funny when I’m half-serious. I love fantasy: fantasy writing, fantasy movies, fantasy rpgs, etc. I like monsters in entertainment mediums, in art, and just as concepts to play around with. I am fascinated by the supernatural and the cryptozoological, both in fiction and in alleged reality. I spend a lot of time on the internet. I'm part of the dimensions magazine forums. wizards of the coast boards, and deviant art. I post fantasy art at the last place as fuzzynecromancer.deviantart.com which gives you a general idea of my disposition and interests. I am NOT into sports, and I'm repulsed by football.

I’m terminally geeky. I write fanfiction, I have lengthy debates about the moral defensibility of creating an army of the dead or why Daleks are so bloody cool, and a lot of the time I just speculate or daydream complex fictional worlds. Even if you aren’t an ubernerd, I’d like somebody who can at least meet with me on some levels.

Enough about me, let’s talk about you. How do you like my profile? Seriously, the fact that I like somebody who shares interests should be already apparent. I want to be with somebody mature, because I haven’t enjoyed the alternative. You don’t have to be dead serious, just a person who I can rely on and confide in on topics from the critical to the inane. I’m not shallow, but I do believe that physical and sexual attraction plays a role in dating (otherwise, why are people posting their photos?) I’d like a fat girl, and a girl who’s aware that being “fat” doesn’t equate with being ugly or having a medically proven death sentence. I have a natural impulse to give presents, complement, and pamper, and if you can gracefully accept random gifts, tasty treats, and subtle attempts to spoil you, that’s awesome. The body part I’m most attracted to is the belly (honestly, breasts are pathetically overhyped -_- ), and I think big round bellies are the cutest. I have few turn offs, but they include excessive peircings/jewelry (I like girls with a high flesh-to-metal ratio) and New York accents.

I believe that the term “seven deadly sins” is inaccurate on two counts.

I consider myself a feminist (a real feminist, not a misandryst), and I have a some strong ideas about gender roles. I’m not some parasitic cretin who thinks fat girl are “easy”. I don’t even properly understand the concept of easy. I mean, if there’s a guy and a girl, both attracted to each other, they go out for dinner at mcdonalds, then they go home and have sex, conventional wisdom holds that the girl was “easy” because all it took was a snack from the dollar menu to get her into bed. Isn’t the guy here easier, because he actually paid for a meal rather than having sex with the incentive of a free one?

Did I mention I tend to ramble? I want to wrap this up with a statement. One thing that really drives me wild is a girl who wants to get fatter, known in some internet circles as a gainer or feedee. I consider myself a feeder or encourager and an fa (short for fat admirer). The collective term for this grouping/interest is feedism (Note I didn’t say “wants to get fat” or “wants to weigh x amount”, its more about the journey than the goal). I wouldn’t dream of trying to trick somebody into gaining weight, or even sabotaging diets. I'm looking for somebody who is interested in gaining weight/getting fatter themselves; I don't expect or want a partner to gain weight just to please me.

I'm done with my first junior semester at Suquehanna University and preparing for the next one with a mixture of anticipation and dread.

I'm working on developing a writing career. This fall term I'll actually get to take a genuine Creative Writing class at SU, as a Creative Writing Major . I succeeded in my goal of producing two short stories during the last semester.

Last count I had 38 letters of rejection, publication in two non-paying college literary journals, one honorable mention, and one letter of acceptance by a paying magazine! ^_^

I save all my letters of rejection because they show my growth as a writer. They also will be useful because one magazine only takes work that has already been rejected by five other publications.

Also: dreaming the days away and a world of nightmares turned to angelic beauty.

Descriptive, H. P. Lovecraft style writing and humorous personal essays. Imagining things. I have a lot of creativity, and I'm a decent hand at cooking. I like to cook for people, especially girls with big appetites who appreciate good food. ^_^ I do a bit of drawing, but that needs some improvement.

My hair and/or nice butt.

My favorite book/book series is the Old Kingdom Trilogy ( Sabriel, Lireal, and Abhorsen, plus a short story/novella Nick and the Creature) Close seconds would be Unlundun by China Meiville (although his other works are too gritty for my tastes) and Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy. Other favorite books include Anansi Boys and Coraline by Neil Gaiman and the Abarat series by Clive Barker. My favorite comic author is Terry Pratchett. I'm into Harry Potter, but not as much as I am into the hardcore fantasy/high fantasy writers. In the non-fiction sector, I would have to say the histories of Thomas Cahill continue to enthrall me, and How The Irish Saved Civilization is one of the most entertaining, whitty, humorous, enthralling, and uplifting books that I have ever read.

Favorite movies include The Labyrinth, Coraline, Woody Allen's "Love and Death", Paprika, Monsters vs. Aliens, Jason and the Argonauts, and more that I'll think of later,favorite radio program is Prairie Home Companion. Favorite food type is Pizza, favorite meal/entrée is welsh rarebit, favorite homemade dessert is dwarven nut pie. I'm also a vegetarian. Favorite movie that started as a miniseries is Salem's Lot (original). Favorite movie that's painfully bad and good is Lifeforce. Favorite unfairly cancelled TV series include Mystery Science Theater 3000. Other shows I like include Farscape, The Daily Show with John Stewart, Azumangah Daioh, and I have a casual interest in the more monster-oriented episodes of Xena and Hercules.

I do NOT like gritty "realism" or Annie Proulx. I despise the Twilight series either, but I'd still rather read that than Annie Proulx. At least Twilight provokes SOME emotional response. The best thing that can be said about Proulx's short story "Job History" is that it gives you the experience of a six-year coma without the inconvenience.

My taste in music is mutable and fickle. I love Celtic music and 80s music of the makes-you-want-to-climb-a-platinum-staircase-and-slay-a-dragon-with-a-pure-energy-weapon variety. Another favorite of mine is "one of the songs that was recently playing on the supermarket overhead," "one song I heard on my car radio a few hours ago," and "the song I found an AMV of while browsing youtube."
Really my taste is at once hyper-selective and the indiscriminate. I don't actively seek out music much. I only own one music CD (Paprika Movie Soundtrack) and only once in my life have I downloaded a song to my MP3 (Go Go Girls' "Wanna Be Fat").
My latest infatuation is in the form of some Azumanga Daioh AMVs set to the Lyrics of Weird Al's "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" and "Do I Creep You Out".

My loving family, mystery science theater 3000, fantasy, teh internetz, and two other very important things.

Fantastic creatures and hypothetical worlds, undeath, necromancy, the afterlife, undead critters in general, mythology, ghouls, faeries, revenge, horrors of the future, religions real and imagined; stuff like that

Oh, did I also mention cute fat girls, aka bbw? Cuz I think about them a lot.

At home, catching the encore presentation of the new episode of Dr. Who, eating a microwaved dinner and surfing the internet.

I'm a fan of Teen Titans and I once accidently urinated in my own eyeball (Don't ask how)

You’re at home, watching a made-for-TV B movie on the Scifi channel and eating potato chips with nothing better to do. ;)

You classify mystery science theater 3000 as your favorite TV show, movie, or religion.

You burp really loudly. ( For some reason I find belching ability really cute/hot in a girl. Don't ask why ^^;)

You'd like to pig out and get tummy rubs >.>

You're up for some light summer romance and/or hanging out and watching DVDs with popcorn

You are a feedee or gainer

Seriously, if you're a fat nerdy girl looking for a thin nerdy boy who likes to bring edible presents, gimme a ring.

You should NOT message me if: 1. You're thin. I'm sorry, but there are many other nice guys out there for you. I'm not one of them. 2. You're terminally insecure, esp. about your weight. This is not a profile to ring up if you want somebody who is attracted to you IN SPITE OF your weight rather than BECAUSE of it. 3. You have serious negative issues with your weight, or with being touched in the stomach area. I will be as supportive as possible, but it's hard to have a working relationship if I'm attracted by something you despise. 4. Read the first three points to yourself again in a much louder voice. 5. You have a problem with "fat fetishists", or whatever slightly unflattering term you would use to describe me. 6. You think that stories about dragons and magic are for kids. 7. Your profile contains such cliches as the phrases "down to earth", "laid-back", "fun-loving" (like, as opposed to all these people here who really HATE fun? o.0), and/or the mention that you're a "real woman looking for a real man" (apparently androids, drones, changelings and dopplegangers need not apply =( ). 8. You haven't read my ENTIRE profile. It amazes me how many people do this. 9. You're a fan of the Twilight series or Annie Proulx.