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  • Ages 21–34
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Last online
Today – 6:15pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
Wants kids
My self-summary
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So I've learned that working in The Real World is nothing like The Office and sometimes I feel Lost, especially when my Senses Fail. I'm still working on understanding The Juliana Theory, maybe I'll figure it out on Thursday. I always look forward to a Brand New day to enjoy a movie, nosh on some exotic food, or attend a concert. I am eager to one day become a Family Guy, but Curb Your Enthusiasm because that's turned into the Story of the Year. I love to travel via a Flight of the Conchords and would like to visit South Park or Brazil...maybe while eating Red Hot Chili Peppers or just watching Jimmy Eat World. Soooo if you're having a Green Day, say hello and maybe one day we'll even enjoy some Weeds together.
What I’m doing with my life
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Analyzing things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out dating site profiles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My salad fingers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Moneyball, Liar's Poker

Movies: Jonah Hill dressed up as a hot dog = win

TV: The Office, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, Flight of the Conchords, South Park, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Weeds, The Real World, Lost, Shark Tank

Music: AFI, Avec, Blink 182, Brand New, Brazil, Coheed & Cambria, Green Day, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jimmy Eat World, The Juliana Theory, Metallica, Muse, Nada Surf, New Found Glory, The Offspring, Our Lady Peace, Paramore, Pearl Jam, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Saosin, Saves the Day, Senses Fail, Story of the Year, Sum 41, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Thursday, The White Stripes

Food: falafel, egg salad, pizza, goat cheese, all things Asian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Chickpeas (can't make falafel balls without them)
2. Cows
3. Towelie (he's super absorbent)
4. Milksteak
5. The snooze button
6. Six-thing lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Llamas with hats, mustachioed horses, and the whereabouts of ManBearPig
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this "typical" you speak of?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
[Insert witty comment here about how sharing the most private thing with the world no longer makes it private or some other clever response]
You should message me if
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You wish Stewie was real like I do