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33 Roseville, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:02pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Hi I am Miranda, I am way more buys than I need to, and I like it that way- but for the right person- all those little things I do to keep my self busy can all go away.
I am very busy, but still looking for a long term relationship. but I will not waste your time if we are not looking for the same things- but please don't waste mine if you are not looking for a potential relationship.

If you are also a busy person, we will work great together- and I will give you as much time as I can- I am studying online so that gives me a little more flexibility.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a bartender who rarely drinks, I am a substitute teacher in search of her own class, I am a tutor and I dress up as Micky Mouse for Kids parties.

I am also halfway through grad school, but summer break is awsome!!!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, painting, hiking, teaching, daydreaming...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice- because they can usually hear me coming before they can see me. I was not raised that children should be seen and not heard.:)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I prefer Classic Rock and country but am happy listening to almost anything because my dad is a musician. Books? I read everything. Currently, I am starting to re-read the high school reading list to get ready for grad school and finishing my teaching credential for English.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six is, family, books, conversation, the gym, teaching- The order varies depending on my mood.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Teaching and what I want to do with my life and where.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday makes the end of a long week. So if I do anything on Friday nights, it's mellow like going out to dinner and a movie. I like to relax on Friday nights, and go out on Saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once collected Trolls. I know it's freakin' weird. I drew one and had it tattooed- the stupid stuff you do when you're 18.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You want a serious relationship.
2) You are not a picky eater.
3) You like to plan ahead, and commit to a day to hang out next.
4) Loud Women are attractive to you.
5) You like Big Butts and cannot lie.
6) You like to learn from your partner and teach them new things. I like to be challenged, and challenge another.
8) Laughing comes easily to you.
***Is this too much to ask?