Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our stuff, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that I want you to know that I know all the lyrics to “The Humpty Dance” by the Digital Underground. (And I didn’t realize that Shock G and Humpty were the same person until like three years ago. This was the most outdated pop culture reference ever. Sorry.)

I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here, I have discovered that I am a train wreck. On that note, I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts:

-I can roll my tongue but can’t cross my eyes but I wish it were the other way around.
-My sister and I were born on the same day three years apart, which I still think is the worst birthday present I ever received.
-Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy.
-I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing.
-One time I tried out for Jeopardy and doing so actually proved that I don’t know everything about nothing so ignore that last statement.
-One time I fell down a flight of stairs in the middle of a lecture center while coming in late to a class in college.
-Parents and animals love me, it’s their daughters/owners that are the issue
-I think MTV is really the downfall of American youth culture, bad music has been pushed on people to a level that is unheard of ,even surpassing the disco era …… but I can’t stop watching “The Hills”. (Kidding I don’t watch The Hills… no really.)
-Question: why do people clap at the end of a movie? I hate that.

I am an Employment Brand Manager for a large marketing firm for the time being. On top of that, I usually have at least 1 night class a week. I like to think of it as the scenic route to a Master's degree.

Grilling steak, finding the silver lining, making people laugh (usually at my own expense: I am a klutz), drinking caffeine, witty comments, and striking up a conversation.

Usually it's either my height or that I look like the guy from Burn Notice. Oddly enough, I've never seen the show though.....I should probably get on that.

Favorite books: Go the F*ck to sleep( I read it to my nephew before bed. I glare at him as I do it - kidding).

Favorite tv shows consist of Dexter, True Blood, How to Make it in America, News Room, Breaking Bad, Family Guy and a few others.

Favorite Music is all over the place. I like just about everything.

Favorite foods include Italian, Sushi and Mexican. Although, I'm definitely not a picky eater.

My 3 year old corgi (his name is Dexter), Dexter the TV show, a rock climbing wall, Sunkist, Italian food and a grill.

What I can pour Sriracha on.

Usually out with friends or trying to talk everyone into just coming over and hanging out at my place because I'm too lazy to get out. 60 percent of the time, that works every time.

I had fun once. It was awful.

If any of this interests you or if there is a 100% chance of us being enemies......I could really use an arch nemesis.