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38 F Saint Paul, MN

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Last Online
Today – 7:06pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Is this too wordy? I like reading long profiles, but I understand that you might just want me to get to the point. The point is: I'm pretty awesome. Don't get me wrong- I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. Some of my faults are listed here, but in no way is this a comprehensive list...

... I correct people’s grammar. I realize how incredibly annoying this is, and I try (really, I do) to keep it contained, but there’s a little voice inside my head that says “Don’t you think that this person WANTS to know the true definition of the word “nauseous” and why she’s using it incorrectly?”

... I get mired in details and have trouble seeing the big picture. The good news is that once this is pointed out to me, I can snap out of it pretty quickly.

... I sometimes go into Lifetime Fitness at the end of the month and just have them swipe my card rather than working out so that I can get my HealthPartners discount. I’m really embarrassed by this behavior and will often pretend that I have an urgent phone call. Stupid, I know, but sometimes I just don’t want to work out any more!

... I pee in the shower. I really feel no shame in this.

... I immediately judge people to be suspicious if I discover that they are Republicans. I’m not proud of this- it’s very un-democratic of me.

... I think of myself as being unable to cook, but deep down I know that I’m really just lazy.

... When I smoked, I threw cigarette butts out the window of my car AND I totally had the air on at the same time that I had the window down. I’m practically an eco-terrorist.

... I don’t like being hugged by people I don’t know, and frankly I’m not so thrilled about it with people I DO know. My significant other would definitely be the exception.

I may really regret putting those up there, but oh well. We'll see how it goes.

Although this list is far from complete, here’s what I’m looking for ideally (few of these are actually deal-breakers). You…

… love football, specifically Vikings football. I am open to the possibility of dating a cheesehead, but I struggle with the idea of a relationship with no real future.

… are not allergic to cats or dogs.

... drink coffee.

… do not spend the majority of your free time playing video games. You associate with 3 dimensional people daily.

... like to read for pleasure.

… are politically/socially liberal.

… are willing to talk. You aren’t shy and are not going to make me do all the work in carrying on a conversation.

Some random thoughts that don’t seem to fit neatly into my other essays:

I have never seen The Notebook and quite frankly, I'm amazed at how many of you guys tout its decency. The movie Crazy, Stupid Love finally awoke me to what every other woman has been saying for a couple years (Ryan Gosling is sex on a stick); I guess I'm just slow to catch on.

I do not own a bicycle, nor am I inclined to acquire one. I can only assume, from reading all the profiles around here, that this means that I will die alone.

The bathroom mirror self portrait I can understand (not that that makes it ok), but I don't get why all you guys have photographs of yourselves as you drive a car. I don't know what to think about that.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a local non-profit organization and I love it. I genuinely look forward to going to work each day and I am surrounded by people that are as passionate about the work as I am. That makes all the difference in the world. Ideally I would like to go back to school and get my master’s degree in non-profit management, but I just can’t justify going into that much debt.
I’m really good at
Being honest. Growing up in MN, I decided early on that being passive-aggressive was NOT for me. I don't expect people to psychically know what I want or need, nor do I stay silent about behavior that I cannot tolerate. I DID absorb the concept of good manners, though, so please don't think I run around using 'honesty' as an excuse for saying whatever pops into my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading is probably my favorite pastime. I'm not going to bore you with a list of my favorites.

Same with movies. I like movies (who doesn't?), but I don't need to list them all for you.

I haven’t seen that many shows. The two that come most readily to mind as favorites are The Lion King, which I saw on Broadway, and Monty Python’s Spamalot. I was a sobbing mess 45 seconds into the Lion King because “all the animals are getting along” during the Circle of Life song. Spamalot was not only a great show, but I will forever remember going to the Ordway at 5:00 am to get tickets and waiting in line for 3 hours while 200 people played with the clip-clop coconuts that they handed out. It was a LONG morning. Wait… did they mean TV shows? [Yes, I see now that they did] I’ll answer that too just in case: Big Bang Theory, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show, Game of Thrones, and True Blood.

I don’t listen to a lot of music. My iPod has a very eclectic mix from years past; I just don’t get to hear a lot of new stuff- probably because I’m always listening to MPR. During Prairie Home Companion, though (I really hate that show), I will switch the station to 93X.

I love to experience new foods, and with the exception of fungus and olives there’s nothing (within reason) that I won’t try. Seafood and Thai are my favorites. Basically, though, if someone else cooks it, it's a winner in my book.
The six things I could never do without
I’m going to not take this too literally because OF COURSE my family, friends, pets etc. would come first. That, however, does not make for a very interesting essay. So here goes…

1. TiVo- I rate this as one of the best inventions of the 21st century. Whenever I want to watch TV, there is always something waiting for me that I really want to see. I no longer mindlessly waste time flipping through channels, plus YOU CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM WHENEVER YOU WANT!

2. Keurig Coffee Brewer- I am not proud of it, but I have a coffee-making disability. I just can’t seem to do it correctly and I also hate wasting a whole pot if I just want a cup. This thing has also saved me bunches of money because I’m not going to Starbucks or Caribou very often now.

3. iPhone- (or iPod) I have a hard time shutting my brain down when it’s time to go to bed. I used to have the TV on to distract me while I went to sleep, but then I’d wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of Jack Lalanne ranting and raving about juice. With podcasts or audiobooks, I just drift off and the sleep timer shuts it off for me.

4. MPR- I hardly ever listen to commercial radio now; I love it. I do harbor one resentment toward MPR, though. I was so excited when I was called to jury duty couple years ago (seriously). During juror selection they asked us what radio stations we listened to. After I said MPR, I was voir dir’ed out. I realize I should be angry at a system that favors an uninformed populace, but *shrug*… MPR killed my dream. I’m still a sustaining member- just somewhat more resentful.

5. Sleep Number Bed- I’m a 30.

6. Golf clubs- My clubs aren’t really anything special, but I’m sort of scraping the bottom of the barrel here. I LOVE a sport that enables you to be outside, allows you to compete against yourself, and encourages you to have a cocktail afterward (and sometimes during!). Plus, those carts are so much fun to drive!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I really hate the Renaissance Festival. People thinking they’re better than others because they can run around with their fake British accents irritate me… a lot.

I also hate monkeys. They’re a-holes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still love the New Kids on the Block. Someday Donnie Wahlberg will realize what he’s missing and then watch out… I will leave you for him.

Admit it. You just hate them because you’re jealous.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You think any of the above is funny and not to be taken too seriously. Except the part about monkeys. I mean it... they are jerks.