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24 Westminster, CO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:45pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Well I have been on here a while, with very little success. Really don't log in all that much. As a disclaimer there are some things you should know about me. I am addicted to the Hokey Pokey, I may or may not turn myself around at some point. I want to try cooking meth, just for the challenge but not to really use it because that shit is gross. I have always wanted a mullet, more of a Billy Ray mullet and not so much like a Joe Dirt mullet. I think I could beat a black bear in hand to hand combat but definitely not a brown bear because those things are mean S.O.B's.

I want to see and do as many bucket list items as I can such as

-run with the bulls
-dive with sharks
-sex in space
-buy a random airline ticket and spend a week in what ever city it takes me
-build a car from scratch
-learn German and other languages

I may or may not respond to your message, I am quite picky on my suitable significant others. But if you challenge me mentally, you have more of an opportunity of peaking my interest.
What I’m doing with my life
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Turbocharger salesman by day and super villain by night. In all truth I just recently started my own company which has been growing very fast (faster than anticipated) so I devote a lot of my time to making sure that venture is as successful as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Day dreaming about random life situations that have about a %0.005 of even happening such as maybe getting into a wrestling match with a black bear. I think I could take it but it would be a hard fought match, grizzly bear would kick my ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am a white male.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The man in the high tower. The Rum Diaries. Of Mice and Men. Zombie apocalypse. House of Leaves.

Movie: Toy story. Blade 2. Zietgiest. Step Brothers.

Show: Swamp people. Pawn Stars.Sports Center. Speed Channel. Justified, Entourage, Sienfeld.

Music: The Tallest Man, Portugal. The Man, Black Keys, Mumford & Sons, Shawn Lee, The Raconteurs, Deer Tick, Mike Snow, Dark Was the night. I love music. I just don't like dubstep or gospel music. Those two I just can't stand.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meeting New People
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about random things. Sometimes I don't even know how my mind gets on some subjects but it does. My mind is a wildcard. I could be thinking about friday afternoon and then switch to thinking about how Gain laundry detergent smells amazing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Entering into illegal fights with bums and learning how to do kart wheels.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am literally terrified of cats (even kittens). Really bad child hood experience. I am not being funny on this one. I just think they are Satans animal.
You should message me if
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If your life has become stagnant, if you want to just do something fun and outlandish, if you are lonely and just need someone to bounce idea's off of.