Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I have been on here a while, with very little success. Really
don't log in all that much. As a disclaimer there are some things
you should know about me. I am addicted to the Hokey Pokey, I may
or may not turn myself around at some point. I want to try cooking
meth, just for the challenge but not to really use it because that
shit is gross. I have always wanted a mullet, more of a Billy Ray
mullet and not so much like a Joe Dirt mullet. I think I could beat
a black bear in hand to hand combat but definitely not a brown bear
because those things are mean S.O.B's.
I want to see and do as many bucket list items as I can such
-run with the bulls
-dive with sharks
-sex in space
-buy a random airline ticket and spend a week in what ever city it
-build a car from scratch
-learn German and other languages
I may or may not respond to your message, I am quite picky on my
suitable significant others. But if you challenge me mentally, you
have more of an opportunity of peaking my interest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Turbocharger salesman by day and super villain by night. In all
truth I just recently started my own company which has been growing
very fast (faster than anticipated) so I devote a lot of my time to
making sure that venture is as successful as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Day dreaming about random life situations that have about a %0.005
of even happening such as maybe getting into a wrestling match with
a black bear. I think I could take it but it would be a hard fought
match, grizzly bear would kick my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The man in the high tower. The Rum Diaries. Of Mice and Men.
Zombie apocalypse. House of Leaves.
Movie: Toy story. Blade 2. Zietgiest. Step Brothers.
Show: Swamp people. Pawn Stars.Sports Center. Speed Channel.
Justified, Entourage, Sienfeld.
Music: The Tallest Man, Portugal. The Man, Black Keys, Mumford
& Sons, Shawn Lee, The Raconteurs, Deer Tick, Mike Snow, Dark
Was the night. I love music. I just don't like dubstep or gospel
music. Those two I just can't stand.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meeting New People
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about random things. Sometimes I
don't even know how my mind gets on some subjects but it does. My
mind is a wildcard. I could be thinking about friday afternoon and
then switch to thinking about how Gain laundry detergent smells
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Entering into illegal fights with bums and learning how to do kart
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am literally terrified of cats (even kittens). Really bad child
hood experience. I am not being funny on this one. I just think
they are Satans animal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your life has become stagnant, if you want to just do something
fun and outlandish, if you are lonely and just need someone to
bounce idea's off of.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.