-Trying to lift cars with my abs unsuccesfully in front of a crowd of people I've amassed to witness the event.
-Handing out blank flyers to blind people, telling them to come see my show.
-Yelling at babies who telepathically insult me.
My weaknesses are:
-Phobias of nail polish, ice cream cones and Orange (the color).
-A penchant for scene chicks (or just any girl who listens to Metal, really...)