Mac_Apple
23 Indianapolis, IN
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My self-summary
My username has nothing to do with Macintosh or the Apple company.

“The perfect being, huh? There is no such thing as perfect in this world. That may sound cliché, but it’s the truth. The average person admires perfection and seeks to obtain it. But, what’s the point of achieving perfection? There is none. Nothing. Not a single thing. I loathe perfection! If something is perfect, then there is nothing left. There is no room for imagination. No place left for a person to gain additional knowledge or abilities. Do you know what that means? For scientists such as ourselves, perfection only brings despair. It is our job to create things more wonderful than anything before them, but never to obtain perfection. A scientist must be a person who finds ecstasy while suffering from that antimony. In short, the moment that foolishness left your mouth and reached my ears, you had already lost. Of course, that’s assuming you are a scientist.”

― Tite Kubo

Is a quote that big pretentious? Damn. I hate pretentious people.

I think the Disney Fairies movies are the most underrated movies the company produces. Come at be, bro.

So, I bet you're browsing through guys or Quickmatching, and you've been having a ball laughing at a lot of other guys. Well, I hope my profile is equally as entertaining, but hopefully not for the same reasons. And if it is comedic, hell, at least you got a good laugh from me, and I consider that a victory!

Anyway.

I hold love above all else. I'm learning more and more about myself every day, and what is really important to me. I'm 100% open to new ideas, so don't shy away because you think you're too strange or something... I love strange people.

I'm an alumnus of a group called "Something Else: Sketch Comedy". I was the EP (President) of it, but I stepped down from the club for my Senior year.

Do you need a menu or other graphic designed? I love doing that kind of junk.

I want to know you.
What I’m doing with my life
Graduate of Telecommunications at Ball State University.

Emerging Media option, which means I work with motion graphics and editing.

But I also like driving things for money.
I’m really good at
Vectoring,
Voice Acting,
Editing Video,
Roleplaying,
Organizing Schedules,
Organizing Shit in General,
Cuddling,
Sleeping,
Intellectual Conversations in Bed,
Avoiding Responsibilities,
Avoiding People,
Being a Really Fun Drunk,
Being the Straightest Interior Designer EVER,
Righteous Fury!
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses or my big head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Note: I'm forgetting elebenty bajillion things on every one of these lists.

TV & Movies: Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Star Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: Rebels, FiM, Adventure Time, Transformers: Armada, Transformers: Prime, Powerpuff Girls, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Samurai Jack, Disney Fairies, Frozen, The Incredibles, Howl's Moving Castle, Korra, Naruto: The Last, Disney/Pixar general, Paprika, 90's cartoons, Adult Swim, Toonami

Books: Comics (Deathstroke, Marvel Zombies, Infinity Gauntlet, Killing Joke, Red Hood and the Outlaws, Blackest Night saga, MLP Comic Series, etc), Fallout: Equestria, 1984

Anime/Manga: Naruto, One Piece, Rosario+Vampire, Bleach, Pokemon, Sword Art Online, Miyazaki films, Death Note, Kill la Kill, Shimoneta, Dragonball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, Fire Brigade of Flames, Tegami Bachi, Shaman King, Karakuri Douji Ultimo, Attack on Titan

Music: Metallica, Andrew W.K, Electronic Remixes, Metal, Classic Rock, CHU CHU LOVELY MUNI MUNI MURA MURA PURIN PURIN BORON NURURURERORO!!!! FREEZA, FREEZA, FREEZA!!!! WHAT'S UP PEOPLE?, Basically everything except country and rap (with exceptions)

Video Games: Fallout series, Skyrim, Bayonetta, Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door, Downhill Domination, Smash Bros, Guitar Hero, Twisted Metal series, Metro: Last Light, Pokemon, Anime fighters

Board/Card/Roleplaying Games: DC Deck Building Game and all expansions, Magic: The Gathering, Cards Against Humanity, Gloom, Munchkin, Pathfinder, Iron Claw
The six things I could never do without
1) My computer.
2) Duct tape.
3) Cool, crisp breezes.
4) A clean house.
5) Money, if being honest.
6) Everything on the basic level of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs?

(Honestly I don't know what else to put. I don't value a lot of "things")
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People; how they act, think, love, and judge others. We are a strange, self-serving race.

How straight people are being discriminated against pretty often nowadays, too.

Why women who are my type put pansexual on their profile but never want men to contact them.

How I can be so straight and have such a 'blah' wardrobe, yet care so much about fashion and interior design.

How I agree with the tenets of feminism on a basic level, for the most part, but wish advocates would change the name of the movement to something else so as distance themselves from the negative stigma caused by more vocal "feminists".
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends, I love a good party, but usually I stay in and hang out with friends. Sometimes we roleplay. I might just be relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book, but I'd rather talk via message.

I will note that I am polyamorous, as defined by my partner(s).
For example, if I found a soulmate and she required us to be monogamous, I would accept that and make it work.

"The more you love, the more you /can/ love--and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how /many/ you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just."
- Lazarus Long

However, I am, by nature, able to love more than one woman. In my mind, I can't fathom why society has determined that we are only allowed to love one other person. Why should we restrict how much we are allowed to care, give, or share happiness?

I'd be happy to discuss it!

On a lighter note, I have a condom signed by Andrew W.K.

Don't know who he is? Google is just a tab away. He's worth knowing. Message me for the story!
You should message me if
You are looking for a new experience in your life; emotional, fun, taboo, or otherwise "weird".

If you think you're a terrible person for your beliefs, you probably are, and I'll love you for it.

You like the Fallout series.

You roleplay.

You have radical piercings.

You like old souls.

You won't get offended by me being "white cis scum".

You don't blog about everything that offends you.

You know about F-Life.

You can talk about kinks and sex openly without being an ignoramus.

You want to get to know my adorkable donkus girlfriend, Tofu_Monstrosity, as well.

You want to, really.
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