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Mac_Apple

22 Veedersburg, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think the Disney Fairies movies are the most underrated movies the company produces. Come at be, bro.

So, I bet you're browsing through guys or Quickmatching, and you've been having a ball laughing at a lot of other guys. Well, I hope my profile is equally as entertaining, but hopefully not for the same reasons. And if it is comedic, hell, at least you got a good laugh from me, and I consider that a victory!

Anyway.

I hold love above all else. I'm learning more and more about myself every day, and what is really important to me. I'm 100% open to new ideas, so don't shy away because you think you're too strange or something... I love strange people.

I'm an alumni of a group called "Something Else: Sketch Comedy". I was the EP (President) of it, but I stepped down from the club for my Senior year.

Do you need a menu or other graphic designed? I love doing that kind of junk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduate of Telecommunications at Ball State University.

Emerging Media option, which means I work with motion graphics and editing.

Currently looking for work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Vectoring,
Voice Acting,
Editing Video,
Roleplaying,
Organizing Schedules,
Organizing Shit in General,
Cuddling,
Sleeping,
Intellectual Conversations in Bed,
Avoiding Responsibilities,
Avoiding People,
Being a Really Fun Drunk,
Being the Straightest Interior Designer EVER,
Righteous Fury!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses or my big head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV & Movies: Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: Rebels, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Samurai Jack, Disney Fairies, Frozen, The Incredibles, Howl's Moving Castle

Books: Comics (Deathstroke, Marvel Zombies, Infinity Gauntlet, Killing Joke, Red Hood and the Outlaws, Blackest Night saga, MLP Comic Series, etc), Fallout: Equestria, 1984

Anime/Manga: Naruto, One Piece, Rosario+Vampire, Bleach, Sword Art Online, Miyazaki films, Death Note

Music: Metallica, Andrew W.K, Electronic Remixes, Metal, Classic Rock

Video Games: Fallout series, Skyrim, Bayonetta, Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door, Downhill Domination, Twisted Metal series, Metro: Last Light, Pokemon, Anime fighters

Board/Card/Roleplaying Games: DC Deck Building Game and all Expansions, Magic: The Gathering, Cards Against Humanity, Gloom, Munchkin, Pathfinder, Iron Claw

I'm not a big TV watcher, but when I do it's usually cartoons.
I'm also not a big reader, outside of comics and manga.

I'm pretty open to music as long as it isn't modern "country", most pop, or shitty rap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My Computer!
2) WD-40!
3) Steak!
4) A Clean House
5) Money, if being honest.
6) Everything on the basic level of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs?

(Honestly I don't know what else to put. I don't value a lot of "things")

(... I have since been run ragged being fed read meat every night... so #3, not so much... *hurk*)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People; how they act, think, love, and judge others. We are a strange, self-serving race.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends, I love a good party, but usually I stay in and hang out with friends. Sometimes we roleplay. I might just be relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book, but I'd rather talk via message.

I will note that I am polyamorous, as defined by my partner(s).
For example, if I found a soulmate and she required us to be monogamous, I would accept that and make it work.

However, I am, by nature, able to love more than one woman. In my mind, I can't fathom why society has determined that we are only allowed to love one other person. Why should we restrict how much we are allowed to care, give, or share happiness?

I'd be happy to discuss it!

On a lighter note, I have a condom signed by Andrew W.K.

Don't know who he is? Google is just a tab away. He's worth knowing. Message me for the story!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking for a new experience in your life; emotional, fun, taboo, or otherwise "weird".

Also, if you think you're a terrible person for your beliefs, you probably are, and I'll love you for it.

If you're a feminist, you better have a damn good reason.. in other words, I've been on too many rad-fem pages, and it has scarred me for life. I'm still struggling with my opinion of feminism. Why do I have 90% matches with you guys consistently?... Things that make you go "hmmm".

And... if I messaged you with something thoughtful and you made it to my profile, but don't decide to respond... do me a solid? Just go ahead and message me what turned you off to me? Kind of makes you feel a little dehumanized when people disregard you and you don't even know why.