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Machete_Western

26 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I will to turn your brains into wulfpussy.
What I’m doing with my life
Im a televangelist from outer-space. Im a time traveling sex demon. I keep myself pretty busy.
I’m really good at
stealing your horse, setting your wife on fire.
The six things I could never do without
Turquoise jewelry
Cocaine
Bob Ross
Spring reverb
Fun shaped novelty strap-ons
Anal tongue punching
On a typical Friday night I am
Dipping my fists in glue, and then into a barrel of angry possums. Then I go fist fight the homeless
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
polyester gets me rock hard.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–73
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're a cheeky oblong goblin