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The Dating Persona Test	The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)	Take it!
The Death Test	Dead at 75	Take it!
The Slut Test	93% slut	Take it!
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The Gaydar Test	80% Accuracy (highest: 80%, average: 80%)	Take it!
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The are you an islamophobe Test	You scored 20clueless, 11 islamophobia, 76 intelligence!	Take it!
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The which philosophy suits your personality? Test	Personal Religion, by Kierkegaard	Take it!
The Broadscale Political View Test	The Prince	Take it!
The Politically Incorrect Politics Test	Moderately Moderate	Take it!
The Political Character Test	Stalin	Take it!
The Narcissistic Personality Inventory	Your Narcissism Score is 39!	Take it!
The What's Your Philosophy? Test	Skeptic	Take it!
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The what kind of Mormon are you? Test	Jack Mormon	Take it!
What color would your lightsaber be?	Red Beam	Take it!
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What kind of future do you expect?	Space Opera	Take it!
Your Role in Future World	Predator	Take it!
HOW HEDONISTIC ARE YOU?	Hedonistic Tendencies	Take it!
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The Lazarus Long Test	Hero	Take it!
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The so-much-simpler quiz about Catholic beliefs	You scored 91 percent!	Take it!
American History Test	Knowledge is power	Take it!
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The Which Imaginary World Fits You Test	Transmetropolitan	Take it!
The Where Should YOU Travel Test	Train through Europe	Take it!
The Are you a REAL Real-American Quiz	You are a REAL American!	Take it!
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The If I Had a Million Dollars Test	Little Room to Spare	Take it!
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The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)

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Dead at 75

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93% slut

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