If you send me a message consisting of a single word, or a trite greeting and nothing else, chances are I will not respond. Note also that I am more interested in women than men.

A human of average height, with long brown hair and an unfortunate nose/facial structure.
If I visited your profile, but did not message you, chances are I wanted to, but was too shy.
Pansexual, somewhat queer.
Usually seen holding a sketchbook or novel.
I don't so much have bad taste, as a combination of good taste and good-taste-in-bad-things.
Easily fascinated but distractable.
Dislikes loud noises.
Highly fond of cephalopods, especially octopi.
Is currently learning to play bass guitar.
Details on request.
Keep in mind, if you are a bigot I will not like you.

Also I am slightly more robot-like than most people, it seems.

I am studying Illustration. I want to draw pictures for a living.
This may or may not be, ultimately, feasible.

I want to do more tabletop gaming.
In the unlikely event that you are running D&D, Pathfinder, Dark Heresy, Eclipse Phase, or anything similar, please let me know.

This box has a flawed title.
I am skilled and/or talented at these things: gaming, understanding and examining the progression of fictional narrative, drawing, cooking.
I am exceptionally skilled at these things:

I honestly could not tell you.
They don't usually tell me, you see.

In no order, and in no way definitive, as my tastes in all things tend to be wide and varied.

// Music // Silversun Pickups, Blind Guardian, Avicii, Idiot Pilot, Dionysos, Pendulum, Qemists, Protomen, pretty much anything that's good trance
// Author // Terry Pratchett, Ursula le Guin, China Mieville, Neil Gaiman, J.R.R. Tolkien, Naiomi Novik, Tove Jannson, Patrick Rothfuss, Phillip Reeve
// Gaming // Deus Ex, Morrowind, Grandia, Bastion, Dwarf Fortress, Thief, Planscape: Torment, Saints Row 3, Shogun 2, Pharaoh, Mirror's Edge
// Film // Fight Club, Scott Pilgrim, Conan the Barbarian, Lock Stock, Pulp Fiction, Brick, The Prestige, In Bruges, The Matrix, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
// Television // Community, Deadwood, Green Wing, Spaced, Black Books, Band of Brothers
// Animation // FLCL, Gurren Lagann, Avatar: TLA, Venture Bros, Cowboy Bebop, Adventure Time, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, How To Train Your Dragon
// Comics/Manga // Fullmetal Alchemist, Transmetropolitan, Hellboy, The Sandman, Empowered

Hydrogen, Oxygen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Calcium, Phosphorus.

The uncannily skilful composition of undesigned places.
Fictional constructs.
The most foolish thing I said in my most recent conversation.
What to have for lunch.

...seated in front of my computer, though what I am doing there varies somewhat widely.

Sometimes I put a hairclip in my mouth and pretend I have terrifying deep-sea fish needle-teeth.

...you are interesting, and think I might be interesting.