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MachoHacho

30 Lakewood, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm the kind of person that would rather go try something than watch someone else do it. I spent the last few years building and racing cars for myself and other people in spare time. It was fun and dirty. I still play with and race cars, but don't spend so much time building them anymore.

I am fun loving, random, and part genius. I'm super loyal and find it difficult to give up on a friend. Always down to hang out and share a minute or 120 because I really like to connect with people.

Oh... for those looking, I'm whatever an ESFP is.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a software developer the government. Outside of work I've just been working on my "retirement plan" which will somehow get me out of working...forever. It may take a few years, but I'm gonna retire at 45...maybe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying to figure out how to be lazy for as long as possible. If that requires working really hard once for a long period of time, fine I'll do that. But I don't wanna have to do something twice if I don't have to. As a result, I'm a pretty decent problem solver. And I can diffuse tense situation efficiently with either laughter or a "pull my finger". So far, I've been 100% with laughter which is good because I don't know if I can "perform on cue."
The first things people usually notice about me
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...Is the tail. I wish my parents cut it off when I was a kid, but now I'm kinda scared of doing it myself... and I'm a little attached to it. Some may even say it's "cute".

Actually, most people notice my smile immediately. I guess it makes me look inviting. That's cool, because for the most part, I like meeting people so it works out!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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New favorite book is "The Art of Driving in the Rain"-- Based in the northwest around my favorite activity on the very track that I learned to race on. When a book can take your hand and guide you though a scenario you dream of on a regular basis, it sticks with you. I will also give "Ready Player One" honorable mention.

My current favorite is "Stranger Than Fiction". DJANGO Unchained was pretty awesome. Rush was also pretty good.

Favorite music / artist was Kanye before "808's and heartbreak". I also like Hooverphonic, Paramore (shut up! I don't care what you say!), some new cuts from Flo Rida. Basically anything with cool beats and rhythms. I miss how Erykah Badu impressed and amazed me when I first heard "On and On". Andre 3000 is pretty cool too. I also dig classical (it takes me back to my afternoons with the glowing box and Bugs Bunny).

I still dig Kanye's old stuff, but there's been a bunch of cool new sounds in the last 'lil bit, right? Mackelmore has this song "Can't stop us" that I can't stop playing! Phillip Phillips, Gym Class Heroes, Benny Bennassi, Adventure Club, Big Gigantic, Mr. Oizo, Jasoooon Deruuuulo (not really, I just wanted to spell his name like he always sings it), Jamie Foxx, Lake Street Dive's version of "I want you back", and Bella Ferrarrrirrro's (spelling may be off) version of "Skinny Love" maybe be coolest thing I've fed my ears this year.

Food:
Sushi YEAH!!!!
Cajun YEAAAAAAH!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. God
2. A computer
3. Momentum (in relation to career, racetrack, relationships, finance, whack-a-mole)
4. Toilet Paper (or something to take it's place)
5. Music
6. The cool side of the pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my next step is going to look like, and who is going to be stepping with me. (Cheesy but true)

Why people (myself included) don't understand that the change is normal.

Why those one monkeys have red butts.

What do rocket scientists say instead of "It's not rocket science"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days, working on a project.....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Isn't private enough for you to waste time reading it.
You should message me if
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...you think I should send you a message. Granted, that'll mean that I didn't message you first, but I won't tell if you won't.

or

...you're laid back with a sense of humor, have your own job (sorry, I gotta say it), you're just as comfortable sitting at home watching a movie as you are going out. If you can hold your own in a conversation, awesome... If you can kick my ass in a conversation/discussion/ friendly argument, even better!

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