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MachoMrPibb

27 Orange, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bit of a nerd that's obsessed with silly 90s television and history. I like to learn new things and study people. I enjoy occasional console/computer gaming, watching funny movies, and having a beer at the end of the day (though I rarely do it, it's always an ideal first date).

I'm usually reserved and quiet until I'm comfortable with someone. Then my sense of humor comes out and I pepper the conversation with sarcastic/inappropriate/filthy jokes delivered in a (hopefully) dry manner.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School and work. I work at Barnes & Noble, just got promoted as of September. I'll be finishing my bachelor's in psychology this summer.

I'm also drinking amazing amounts of macho Mr Pibbs and Super Big Gulps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing random facts about history, sports, and pop culture. Examples: Peter the Great traveled "incognito" around Europe for eighteen months after being tsar or Russia for a year. I put incognito in quotations because he was 6'7". Example #2: Larry Bird was the finest trash talker in the NBA during his time. At the first three point contest he walked into the locker room, looked at his opponents, and said "I'm just looking to see who's going to finish second." Ex. 3: The Simpsons is the only television show to feature all three Beatles following John Lennon's death.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, it's pretty genuine and I try to smile more often than not. My sense of humor, it's very dry and sometimes very offbeat. Finally, how I open up from being shy to being talkative pretty quickly with someone I like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been reading a lot of nonfiction lately about European history extending back to the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries.

TV: Archer, It's Always Sunny, The Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Reno 911, Batman: The Animated Series (ran in the late nineties if you're a cartoon fan), Dr Katz, Home Movies

Music: Classical (Bach, Beethoven, Mozart), Rolling Stones, Blink 182, Daft Punk, Dr. Dre, The Who, Creedence Clearwater Revival

Food: I'm a picky eater. But I do like Italian and Mexican food. Plus cheese makes anything better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My poodles, carbonated beverages, something to read, family, and something to make me laugh.

That's only five, I know. Want to be lucky number six?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the past has shaped the present. Why the tremendous advances in science and culture made over the last few centuries simultaneously brought out the best and worst in humanity.

I also think about how awesome it would be if I had my own Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot to pal around with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix and Cops.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's an episode of The Simpsons that gets me choked up every time I watch it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to go to a coffee place or bar and have a chat
If you'd like to go to a zoo or museum
If you want to be the Scully to my Mulder