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MachoMrPibb

26 M Orange, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Very necessarily rewrote my profile in the third week of September. I had left it more or less the same for a few years, and it sure didn't reflect me very well.

I had a crappy couple years in my life and I've really just gotten myself back to a very stable place. It's pretty fabulous, I'm happier than ever and more relaxed than ever. Anxiety is something I dislike in myself and others.

I really don't have a type. I'd say I want someone cute, but I wouldn't know if a girl is cute unless I spent time with her, laughed with her, listened to her. Huge fan of girl next door/unconventional types. That's about as specific as I can get.
What I’m doing with my life
School and work. I work at Barnes & Noble, just got promoted as of September. School, I'll finish it soon. Sometime.

I'm also drinking amazing amounts of macho Mr Pibbs and Super Big Gulps.
I’m really good at
Being somewhere around five minutes early or five minutes late to anything I'm supposed to be at. Seriously, five minutes either way. Every time.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile or my sense of humor. What a droll answer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite author at the moment is David Halberstam. He can make anything understandable, from the Balkan crisis in the 90s or the dynamics of the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry in the late 40s. I can't get into fiction right now, I think the truth is much more interesting.

Favorite TV shows: Archer, Simpsons, Futurama, MST3k, Family Guy, It's Always Sunny, The Office, anything funny that doesn't have a laugh track. Seinfeld and X-Files as well.

Favorite movies: Dr. Strangelove, Super Troopers, The Thing, Bull Durham, Jackass, anything by Mel Brooks.
The six things I could never do without
My poodles, Coca cola, DVDs, family, the internet, and women
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The current climate in the business and political world. My dogs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing with my three poodles. If you don't love big fluffy poodles, well you should jump off a bridge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have any tattoos, piercings, or other body modifications. Call me old fashioned.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You love watching random television shows. You'll get me to do fun stuff because I have a car and you want to hike. Or find a hot tub to sit and smoke a cigarette in. Or if you're funny.