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MachoMrPibb

26 Orange, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a bit of a nerd that's obsessed with silly 90s television and history. I like to learn new things and study people.

I'm usually reserved and quiet until I'm comfortable with someone. Then my sense of humor comes out and I pepper the conversation with sarcastic/inappropriate/filthy jokes delivered in a (hopefully) dry manner.

I really don't have a type. I'd say I want someone cute, but I wouldn't know if a girl is cute unless I spent time with her, laughed with her, listened to her. Huge fan of girl next door/unconventional types. That's about as specific as I can get.
What I’m doing with my life
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School and work. I work at Barnes & Noble, just got promoted as of September. School, I'll finish it soon. Sometime.

I'm also drinking amazing amounts of macho Mr Pibbs and Super Big Gulps.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing random facts about history, sports, and pop culture. Examples: Peter the Great traveled "incognito" around Europe for eighteen months after being tsar or Russia for a year. I put incognito in quotations because he was 6'7". Example #2: Larry Bird was the finest trash talker in the NBA during his time. At the first three point contest he walked into the locker room, looked at his opponents, and said "I'm just looking to see who's going to finish second." Ex. 3: The Simpsons is the only television show to feature all three Beatles following John Lennon's death.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, it's pretty genuine and I try to smile more often than not. My sense of humor, it's very dry and sometimes very offbeat. Finally, how I open up from being shy to being talkative pretty quickly with someone I like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've been reading a lot of nonfiction lately about European history extending back to the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries.

TV: Archer, It's Always Sunny, The Simpsons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Reno 911, Batman: The Animated Series (ran in the late nineties if you're a cartoon fan), Dr Katz, Home Movies

Music: Classical (Bach, Beethoven, Mozart), Rolling Stones, Blink 182, Daft Punk, Dr. Dre, The Who, Creedence Clearwater Revival

Food: I'm a picky eater. But I do like Italian and Mexican food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My poodles, Coca cola, DVDs, family, the internet, and women
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The forces around us that shape who we are. The balance of power in the world and how it affects the future.

I also think about how awesome it would be if I had my own Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot to pal around with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing with my three poodles. If you don't love big fluffy poodles, well you should jump off a bridge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have any tattoos, piercings, or other body modifications. Call me old fashioned.

I also don't enjoy Disneyland. I mean, the park is fine but I'm not one for massive crowds or price gouging.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a low-key, intelligent guy to have random text conversations with about the world.

Also you should message me if you're a positive, optimistic person. I've gone through counseling for depression and I'm making an effort in my life to be around happy people. If your idea of fun is criticizing everything around you and complaining, move along. I'll listen to your problems; just try to make it somewhat entertaining.