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Machwon46

31 Woodland Hills, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Construction
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love cars, specifically race cars and high performance street cars. The mileage a Prius gets is lovely, but it doesn't get my blood pumping like the torque of the V10 in the Dodge Viper! Now if I could just get my hands on a Viper.....

I also love football, bowling, stand up comedy, snowboarding, supercross/motocross, camping, movies, video games, YouTube, reddit, podcasts like bill burr and joe rogan are on regular rotation. Working out and eating a healthy diet are becoming bigger priorities every year.

I'm just always looking for the laugh in the situation. Makes it easy to stay upbeat and positive!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in fire protection for UCLA. I certify and perform regular safety checks on various fire extinguishers and fire hoses all over campus. I get to walk around pauley pavilion all by myself. My job rocks. Besides that I'm always trying to learn new things on the net. So much information at the ready!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving, bowling, cornhole, football, push ups . I'm pretty good at fixing basic things around the house.
Finding funny videos on the Internet, improving my grilling skills and cooking in general! I'm good at most types of competition. I love a good battle! Getting a shopping cart with one bad wheel at the supermarket. Guestimating the time and figuring out the plot of your run of the mill tv show.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kinda look like Eldridge Woods. Maybe my laugh?! I have a certain cackle when something hits my funny nerve!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top Gun, Half Baked, Star Trek new and old, Star Wars(original), Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, Spies Like Us, Stripes, Ghostbusters, Shawshank Redemption, Real Genius, Major League, Zombieland, Rush and a thousand others. For tv John Oliver, Key and Peele, South Park and MXC (watching people fall is always funny).

311, Led Zeppelin, Wu, Kweli, Tribe, De La Soul, Foster the People, Kid Cudi, Miike Snow, Rage Against the Machine, old Metallica, NOFX, Strung Out, Rise Against, At The Drive In, Less Than Jake, Sublime, Incubus, Hendrix, The Cars, Rick James, Donna Summer, Blondie, Weezer, Thin Lizzy, Gap Band, Chic, The Police, The Clash... I'm all over the map with music.

I read non fiction. Mainly just new advances in tech and science and engineering fields and techniques. I normally read a couple of books a year. Last one I read pertained to September 11.

For food I love Japanese, Italian, Mexican. I can also never go wrong with a great burger and fries. I'm on a quest to find the best french fries in LA. Right now I'm loving The Habit! In N Out is slipping!

I make excellent Carne Asada on the grill as well as chicken and any cut of steak. My next step is perfecting ribs on the grill! Veggies on the grill are also amazing! Fun summer food projects ahead!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rear wheel drive cars, Mint n Chip ice cream, Pineapple, Internet, music and meat!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Saving for house is a bitch, I could be doing some serious damage in Vegas or traveling Europe!

Bowling a 300

How do we as a country have so much money for war and so little for infrastructure, education and social programs?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends having a drink. Watching a movie or documentary at home.
Original I know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I eat spaghetti with a fork and a knife.

I'm ambidextrous!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd make a good trivia or bowling partner. And by good I mean you have fun! You enjoy deep conversations. You don't sweat the small stuff and Sundays are for football!