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31 Woodland Hills, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I love cars, specifically race cars and high performance street cars. The mileage a Prius gets is lovely, but it doesn't get my blood pumping like the torque of the V10 in the dodge viper! Now if I could just get my hands on a viper.....

I also love football, bowling, stand up comedy, snowboarding, supercross/motocross, camping, movies, video games, YouTube, reddit, podcasts like bill burr and joe rogan are on regular rotation. Working out and eating a healthy diet are becoming bigger priorities every year.

I'm just always looking for the laugh in the situation. Makes it easy to stay upbeat and positive!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in fire protection for UCLA. I certify and do regular safety checks on various fire extinguishers and fire hoses all over campus. I get to walk around pauley pavilion all by myself. My job rocks. Does your job have a jamba juice next to an arcade? Didnt think so... Even get to drive a company Aerostar. See me Rollin!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Errything..... Driving, bowling, football, push ups and life in general. Commentary during any Motorsport event.
Finding funny videos on the Internet, improving my grilling skills and cooking in general! I'm good at most types of competition. I love a good battle!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kinda look like Eldridge Woods. Maybe my laugh?! I have a certain cackle when something hits my funny nerve!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top gun, half baked, star wars(original), blazing saddles, spaceballs, shawshank redemption, real genius, major league, zombieland and a thousand others. For tv key and peele, south park and MXC (watching people fall is always funny).

311, Led Zeppelin, Wu, Kweli, Tribe, Foster the People, Kid Cudi, Miike Snow, Rage Against the Machine, old Metallica, NOFX, Less Than Jake, Sublime, Incubus, Hendrix, The Cars, Rick James, Donna Summer, Blondie, Weezer.

For food I love Japanese, Italian, Mexican. I can also never go wrong with a great burger and fries. I'm on a quest to find the best french fries in LA. Right now I'm loving The Habit! In N Out is meh.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rear wheel drive cars, mint n chip ice cream, pineapple, Internet, music and meat!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How those amber alert signs cause traffic when they are displaying traffic information.
Why is it so hard for people to drive in their lanes?
Who likes Lady Gaga's music?

Saving for house is a bitch, I could be doing some serious damage in Vegas or traveling Europe!

Why do black people love white Jesus so much?

What's with all of dinosaur themed names ladies? Enough, You killed that like the fake mustache pictures.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends having a drink. Watching a movie or documentary at home.
Original I know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I eat spaghetti with a fork and a knife.
You should message me if
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You can drive stick or you don't want children.

You're funny, down to go camping/sporting events and you want to cuddle while watching Big Trouble in Little China. Green eyes optional.