Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-STRAIGHT TO THE POINT: I probably wont message you first. So it's
now or never if you'd like to chat with me. Don't worry, I'm
probably just as shy as you are, but I've wasted too much time on
sending messages with no replies.
-REASON I'M HERE: I have no real reason to be here. I don't NEED a
relationship for my life to function. However, I AM on this as a
dating site. So if you message me and want to get to know me, know
that the ultimate goal of this site was to get me into dating
HAVING CHILDREN IS A DEALBREAKER
-I AM EXTRAORDINARILY laid back. I am a United States Navy veteran
and an employee of United Parcel Service (UPS) for 9 years strong.
My income isn't outstanding by any means, but I do live on my own
and can afford my own bills, vehicle maintenance, and groceries. I
am independent and don't wish to rely on anyone's help to
-I AM ATTENDING school at Paradise Valley Community College. I'm
not much of a school guy, but my military service pays for it so I
figured it'd be wise to use it. I plan on following through with my
-I DO NOT DRINK and I am not looking for anyone who drinks
regularly. I have no problems with a beer at a BBQ or a wedding,
but I'd like to try and avoid the regular-basis drinkers. I've
found that it leads to a lot less drama that way. My lifestyle is
incredibly laid back, and I keep my group of friends small and
drama-free. I see heavy or regular drinking is either A: Immature
or B: A way to deal with depression. Trust me, speaking as a sailor
I can tell you that I am guilty of both A and B. Now I'd like to
avoid that crowd. I hope you understand. I will remind you that I
am positively 420 friendly, as I believe it's effects are
significantly harmless and just makes you hungry,
-I AM A HUGE nerd. Since I was a child. From Star Wars to Star
Trek. From Marvel to DC. From the NES to the PS4. From Doom to
Starcraft. I'll pretty much get along with anyone who has a little
bit of nerd in them somewhere.
I am also super low maintenance *yawwwn* Let's eat in tonight and
watch a movie. Then tomorrow I can bring you lunch at work. Yep.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing is cool, mostly. My schedule allows me to have a lot of
free time. Time in which I could use to spend with a companion. I
just wana game or something with you, dude. Or I can go out hiking,
whichever. I'm a pretty versatile person.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've taken an interest in photography since high school. I learned
from the beginning using a dark room and everything. It's been
years since I've touched a dark room due to digital media... but I
welcome digital media a lot more than film. Sorry film lovers, I'm
more of a modern guy :) If you care to see some of my shots and
edits, you can check out my work at
Using a keyboard/mouse. No, seriously. You have no idea how much
that means to me (shows how exciting my life is, huh?). I can type
lightning fast with few errors, using way above average grammar
(I'm not a grammar god, but I usually pass English classes with As.
Math on the other hand...)
On top of this, keyboard/mouse combo is the perfect gaming
combination. You can't beat it. I almost feel entirely handicapped
using a controller for most games. The only exception is fighting
games. I am pretty damn competitive at fighting games, so if you
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short for a male. Who needs to reach medicine cabinets
Other than that, it's gotta be this [sweet] beard right now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really like reading Marvel and DC comics. I'm not a total comic
expert, but I've read my fair share of the main continuities. Other
things I have read are books from the Starcraft series as well as
Star Wars. I don't read quite often, but every once in a while I'll
pick up a comic or book and indulge.
As far as movies go: The Empire Strikes Back is the best movie ever
made. How can you argue with that?
TV shows: American Pickers. It's the best show on TV. I love the
Music: Metal mostly. Other than that would be some industrial and
oldies. A few groups to list so you get the idea: Fear Factory, The
Beach Boys, Dir en Grey, Suicidal Tendencies, In Flames, Dio,
Creedence Clearwater Revival, Faith No More, Hatebreed, Mayhem,
Siouxsie and the Banshees, Ministry, Pantera.
Food: I'll eat the crap out of some Mexican food. Next on the list
would just be a big fat beefy burger from some fancy grill house.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. Music (I'm so basic with these answers)
4. PC gaming (it's a necessity. PC MASTER RACE)
5. Metal shows
6. My little Chorizo Con Huevos (which is my Chihuahua)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the world would be like without the word "the"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nerding out somewhere or at a concert. Whichever happens first.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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You should message me if
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