My name is Mackensy, or Mack.

I am up front and honest.

Snowboarding is the best thing in the world.

I used to use "Cause I'm awesome," as a response to a lot of things, but so many people on here say it that I need a new catch phrase.

My favorite girls are the ones who know what they want, take things when they want them, don't care who's watching, and love their hair pulled.

I'm passionate about a lot of things and I have way too many hobbies.

I've been drumming since 5th grade. I've been in a punk band, I've covered for drummers in other bands, played in concert bands, done percussion ensamble, been the drum captain of my high school drumline, and various other drumlines. If I could put off work and every other part of my life, I would be in the Seattle Cascades. When I turn 21 I'll probably be in the Seahawks Blue Thunder with my dad.

I also love longboarding, driving, pool, eating, climbing shit, working on my car, hacky sack, the interwebs, video games, board games, reading, photography, dreaming, pointing out the hipocrisies in peoples arguments, getting paid, explosives, fire, the moon, space, staying up late, arguing with authority, laughing, stating my beliefs and never holding back because no one else does, saying what's on my mind, watching movies, drinking delicious Java Monsters and Arizona Sweet Tea, flying to the moon, taking people with me, and exploring new types of art.

Crazy weather is awesome.

I don't smoke weed, but I am 100% down with legalizing it. It has done far less harm than alcohol and there's a ton of money to be made.

Goofy people are the best.

I'm a mixture of balance and heightened reflexes with a truckload of clumsy thrown in.

I'm good with my hands.

I call myself OCD but I'm really not. I'm just a perfectionist about certain things, like my car. Respect it, because I'll respect your things.

If I act like I know what I'm talking about, it's because I do. If I have no idea, then I have no problem admitting it rather than bullshitting my way around the topic and looking like a jackass.

I am an atheist but I still have a bunch of religious friends.

I enjoy working out but it's not a huge part of my life.

I can't cook. It's not because I'm incapable, just that I never learned and it's boring. I do make some BITCHIN cereal though, and baking is pretty cool because it can be out of a box AND delicious.

Some days I can hardly speak my own language. I get excited and fumble my words, then people laugh at me because I get frustrated and fuck up some more.

I'm sarcastic, a smart ass, and sometimes an asshole.

I'm also passionate and I give everything I have to the ones I care about.

I moved away from home as soon as I graduated and havn't looked back. I fully support myself and am proud of where I am in life, even if I don't really know which direction I'm headed.

I'm working security for now (meaning I have a lot of free time) and my original plan was to start school at Lake WA in April.
NOW I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING. FUCK. /Billy Mayes

Drumming, seeing how things work and fit together inside my head, spelling and grammar, organizing, working with my hands, using my brain, ignoring my brain, driving, arriving on time, making people laugh, sarcasm, coming up with crazy ideas, hugging, showering, being random, hitting my head on things, making a fool of myself, showing affection, being logical, making fun of idiotic people, eating all of my food before my next paycheck, being a smartass.

I'm the really tall guy getting out of a very low car.
I start off a little shy, but then I open up and I'm goofy as fuck.

I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs. That doesn't make me some boring as fuck go to church every sunday do gooder pansy boy, its just not my thing. Most of my friends do all 3.

Weed doesn't bother me much, but smoking cigarettes is fucking stupid.

Books: Anything written by Dean Koontz, some comic books.

TV: South Park, Mythbusters, The Angry Beavers, Lost, How I Met Your Mother, Nitro Circus, Monster Jam.

Movies: Zombieland, Shaun of the Dead, The Emperors New Groove, Knocked Up, Pineapple Express.

Food: Bacon, fast food, quesadillas, ice cream, paydays, cheesecake, fruit snacks, the bagels that the bagel guy brings us every tuesday at work, huge fuck-off burgers, cereal, oatmeal, pastries, peanut butter, pizza, chinese food, pretty much everything, coffee, Arizona Iced Tea, Java Monsters.

Music: rock, punk, metal, ska, reggae, hip hop, techno, rap, (none of the top 40 shit), dubstep, D&B, trance, hardstyle, alternative, weird shit people can't classify, stuff you don't hear on the radio.

-My bed--- Can't get enough of it, I can't think of a single bad time with that thing.
-My car--- If I was stranded on an island and I could only have one thing this would be it.
-My sister--- We've been through a lot together since we were little and there's no one in the world I'd be more willing to risk my life for.
-My snowboard--- Yeah, durr.
-My friends--- They keep me insane. I never thought I would get along with my best friend Joel, but there is no better wingman in life. He is my brother.
-My bones--- They let me stand upright and shit. Take that, you spineless amoeba!

What the fuck am I doing!?
The present.
Awesome memories.
Where did all the damn cereal go?
Inside jokes.
Politics.
Worst case scenariosin any situation. It's fun.
Crazy theories that I make up to amuse myself and my friends.

At work... -__-

But then I drive my car to the moon with an irish blend Java Monster in my cup holder, blasting some dubstep from the stereo.
Yeah, it's dope.

I have a freckle on my dick. How's that for private?

you're not easily offended,
you don't take everything seriously ALL of the time,
you're amused by my ramblings,
you live life for the present,
you like to stay up late,
you promise not to set your shit on my car or make a mess of it.
you don't care who's watching,
you're cuter than pie, but NOT dumber than a bag of dicks.

If you send me a wink because you don't know what to say, that's cool, but even if all you say is "Hi", I'll still probably respond.

Also I have aim and I text a lot, if you ask for them I might give them to you, after a few messages.