I’m a graphic designer extraordinaire. I’ll never say no to FROYO and I don't lie about animal facts.
I swear if one more girl off here sends me a vag pic on snapchat I'll scream!
I'm not looking for much to happen here.
Maybe we can be pen pals or exchange e-christmas cards each year.
Survived the inquisition, swine flu, and Y2K.
If you can't make me laugh…can you make me brownies instead?
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to Chicago after graduation with enough money to live for a few months and no job prospects. A little uncertainty can create a lot of motivation, and I'm now working as a graphic designer for a boutique creative firm and playing league dodgeball. I want to learn how to dance. Help me :D
I’m really good at
Seeing the other side of things, making ridiculous statements and then justifying them, designing. Someone once gave me a mug that says #1 lover, so there’s that…
The first things people usually notice about me
My lips, my hips, and my quips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't judge, but I got a kindle and immediately downloaded a bunch
of books from the 18th and 19th centuries.
I love movies that I can't figure out immediately. I'm that guy
that might ruin the movie because I guessed the killer after the
first 20 minutes.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately i've been thinking about self driving cars. Imagine Uber, except it takes you anywhere in the entire country, and there is no creepy guy driving asking you what cologne you're wearing…
On a typical Friday night I am
Catching a show with friends and inevitably ending up and some hole
in the wall to eat breakfast at 3 in the morning haha
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm secretly hoping to meet a girl on here that will go sit and
watch the lake with me on a Sunday night.
You should message me if
You like my profile and live close. You should especially message
me if you go want to go on an adventure.