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  • Ages 18–30
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Sep 27
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5' 9" (1.75m)
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English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not to be taken too seriously.

I aim to be as sarcastic as a jaded private detective in a pulpy noir movie. I'm probably too kind and shy to pull it off. I'm bitter and tired, but I'm very driven and dedicated.

I'm someone who seeks out interesting things with an increasingly narrow and esoteric definition of interesting. I have no patience for inanity, I abhor boredom and I rarely feel like talking about my day for more than five minutes.

I have a terrible, acrid sense of humor. I default to communicating in a mess of double meanings, sarcasm, partial sarcasm, and banter.

I can't hold a conversation alone and can barely handle my half. Unless I feel like talking about game design, level design, HCI, philosophy, or why I like cocktails where you can taste the alcohol.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love to learn and I'm very self-motivated.

I'm a game developer it's pretty alright.

I'm most interested in the conceptual design of games as systems with a player-centric approach.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, 3d modelling, arguing about philosophy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm apparently extremely quiet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Expanse, Foundation, Rendezvous with Rama, Borges, Neil Gaiman

Movies: Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. Solid State Society, Wall-E, Out of the Past, Yojimbo, Tangled, that recording where Carl Sagan reads an excerpt from Pale Blue Dot

TV: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Black Books

Music: The Postal Service, probably because of nostalgia. There are not too many others to list (I used to have them listed) I just didn't like having my profile be one third music by length. I can't usually tell if I'll like someone based on their musical tastes.

Video games: Portal 2, Amnesia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This reminds me of the essay questions I had to answer in middle school English classes. I doubt my teachers appreciated my tendency to address the question's limitations rather than the question itself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Systems, games, what defines a particular art style, that dumb thing I said in high school that makes me cringe why do I remember that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working for just five more minutes. Or at a game dev event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I often have stronger emotional responses to fiction than my own life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're okay with polyamorous relationships.

You're kinky or curious.

If you're looking for someone to share something that you find fascinating and you don't think anyone else will.