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Macklehatton

24 Corvallis, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 3:42pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm skeptical, entrepreneurial, and not to be taken too seriously.

I aim to be as sarcastic as a jaded private detective in a pulpy noir movie. I'm probably too kind and shy to pull it off. I'm bitter and tired, but I'm very driven and dedicated.

I'm someone who seeks out interesting things with an increasingly narrow and esoteric definition of interesting. I have no patience for inanity, I abhor boredom and I rarely feel like talking about my day for more than five minutes.

I have a terrible, acrid sense of humor. I default to communicating in a mess of double meanings, sarcasm, partial sarcasm, and banter.

I can't hold a conversation alone and can barely handle my half. Unless I feel like talking about game design, level design, HCI, philosophy, or why I like cocktails where you can taste the alcohol.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love to learn and I'm very self-motivated.

I play a lot of video games, hate a lot of video games, and plan to work somewhere in the gaming industry. I am not your typical gamer.

I'm learning to draw and program, I want to be a versatile developer but I'm most interested in the conceptual design of games. I'm interested in games and interactivity academically and I write about games from that perspective. I'm especially interested in the use of games to study learning and separately their applications in education.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bothering to cook. I'm not really a great cook, but I frequently go out of my way to cook something I've never made before. I behave this way in most aspects of my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm apparently extremely quiet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Expanse, Foundation, Rendezvous with Rama, Borges, Neil Gaiman

Movies: Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. Solid State Society, Wall-E, Out of the Past, Yojimbo, Tangled, that recording where Carl Sagan reads an excerpt from Pale Blue Dot

TV: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Black Books

Music: The Postal Service, probably because of nostalgia. There are not too many others to list (I used to have them listed) I just didn't like having my profile be one third music by length. I can't usually tell if I'll like someone based on their musical tastes.

Video games: Portal 2, Amnesia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This reminds me of the essay questions I had to answer in middle school English classes. I doubt my teachers appreciated my tendency to address the question's limitations rather than the question itself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The chance for systems, of all kinds, to screw people over for no reason. Every time I succeed at something, particularly things that are required of me for social reasons, I find myself thinking of the likelihood that everyone presented with the same task will succeed. I do this most importantly with education systems and other bureaucratic structures, and most often with video games.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking, watching a movie, or playing a game.

quantummoose and Exomnium are two good friends that I hang out with when I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have stronger emotional responses to fiction than my own life.
You should message me if
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You're okay with polyamorous relationships and BDSM.

If you're looking for someone to share something that you find fascinating and you don't think anyone else will.