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58 M Leeds, United Kingdom

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Other, and laughing about it
Working on space camp
Less than $20,000
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Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a typical Aquarian :- progressive, erratic, revolutionary, idealistic, humanitarian, inventive. I also have Mercury in Aquarius. With Moon in Aries my emotional nature, moods, feelings, and caring tendencies are very forceful, energetic and direct. With Venus in Aries, I am creative with tendencies for affection and calmness. I seek adventure and challenge.

Other positions are :-

Mars Sagittarius Jupiter Leo (Retrograde) Saturn Sagittarius
Uranus Cancer (Retrograde) Neptune Scorpio (Retrograde)
Pluto Leo (Retrograde)

Honesty is very important to me as I think it's hard enough coping with reality anyway but if you are not being told the truth it becomes impossible. I can promise that you will be hard put to find anyone more honest, faithful or devoted. I do have the habit of saying “I don't know” when asked what I think or feel about “something”, it's not to avoid the question, I really don't know (I work a lot by intuition) but I will spend 2 or 3 days thinking about it and then give you the honest answer, by which time you will have forgotten asking the question and I might have just as well have said the first answer that came into my head - bullshit tho it would have been.

I afraid I do smoke but not much, often only 2 or 4 a day and some days none at all (I just can't take that final step). I don't drink a lot - or rather I don't drink often but a lot when I do, but drinking alone makes me depressed and with other people I can sometimes be an obnoxious drunk, the alcohol makes me think I am witty. funny and entertaining for some reason!

I also love to cook, so much in fact that I got out of the catering industry after about 6 months when I was 16 as I could see it would kill that love.

I'm not good at that casual conversation thing other people seem to do so easily - you know 20 minuets discussing the price of cheese. The physical presence of “real” people has significance enough without the need to fill in the spaces with cheese (unless it's a nice ripe brie or a soft goats cheese)

Two hours of my MewSick can be can found on “”, ether search for my user name “Mad As A Box Of Frogs” or my alias “Mega Zit”.

I can also be found on facebook as “Mega Zit”.

My poem generating software can be downloaded from “” and animations and MewSick can be found there with a search for "Mega Zit".

An erotic (pornographic) story called “Joyful” written under the name “Mega Zit” it can be downloaded at the yahoo group Fantasy_Users or the Fantasy main site “”. It's very tongue in cheek (and else where). You will also find another story called “Do you like my titties” where an older woman teaches a young man the joys of obedience and devotion. Don't expect D. H. Laurence as it's the only fiction apart from my CV that I have written since leaving school. It was more about the software the stories run under, than my wanting the Booker Prize.

I am a member of the OTRR at

You can hear my radio show "In The Window with DJ Frogs" at

Read my blog at
What I’m doing with my life
Living it

Music : My last major project was "The Brain Song" a 24 hour long internal psychedelic meditation, constructed from over 21000 speech samples.

Graphics : This is mostly ray traced animation via PovRay. My last was "The Big Room", starting in a kitchen, the washing machine door opens, we enter and find another universe of stars and circular geometric shapes, travelling through these towards a distant light that resolves into a long tunnel exiting out through a mouse hole in the skirting board under the table opposite the washing machine in the kitchen.

As well as Reading, Painting, Lucid Dreaming, a general interest in science.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Joke :- A cowboy go's into a saloon and orders a drink. He looks around and says to the barman “Where is everybody? This bar is deserted.” The barman says “they are all at the hanging” The cowboy says “hanging is there a hanging?” The barman says “yes there's a lynching up on boot hill”. “Why who is being hung” the cowboy says. “Brown paper Pete” the barman tells him. “Brown paper Pete, who's he, what did he do” asks the cowboy. “ Brown paper Pete, he has a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper jacket, brown paper trousers and brown paper boots” the barman tell him. “And what are they hanging him for?” asks the cowboy. “Rustling” replies the barman. (ouch)

Books :- Just William, 1984, Alice Through the Looking Glass,The Naked Civil Servant, My Life In My Hands, Frank Herbert (any), A. E. van Vogt (any), Bill Bryson (any)

Music :- Cole Porter, Gong, Sun Ra, Cpt Beefheart, First Aid Kit, The Puppini Sisters, Zappa, Moondog, Blossom Dearie, Leonard Cohen, Dusty Springfield, Kevin Coyne, Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, Nick Cave, Yoko Ono, Dr Strangely Strange, Lorraine Bowen, Squad 69, Patrick Wolf, Polly Scattergood, Dr Strangely Strange,Arthur Brown, Dana Gillespie, Tiny Tim, Kevin Ayers, Diana Krall, Alasdair Roberts, Iggy Pop, William R Strickland. Rainbow Band,13th floor elevators, Dr John, Nico, Gwyneth Herbert, Dan Sartain, X-Ray Specs, White Noise, Grace Jones, The Klezmatics, Marianne Faithfull, Eels, Bob Dylan, The Winterset, "Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly", Apples In Stereo, Arnold Schonberg, Incredible String Band, Willie Wisely, Jethro Tull, Eno, Jill Day, Ivor Cuttler, Edgar Broughton Band, Brian Eno, Lady Junes Linguistic Leprosy , Kraftwerk, Lemon kittens Des O'Connor, Ozo, Pearls Before Swine, Parliament

Films :- the African Queen, 200 Motels, Female Trouble, Black Sheep, Bridge To Terabithia, Power Puff Girls the Movie, Aflie {1965}, Death Race 2000, Life Of Brian, Blow-up, Barbarella, A Boy and his Dog, Barefoot in the Park, Baron Munchousen, Batman the Movie, Cabaret, Death in a French Garden, Forbidden Planet, Gentlemen Prefer Blonds, Gold Diggers of 1933, Hairspray, Kingdom of the Spiders, Miracle on 34th Street (1947), Mr Forebush and the Penguins, the Producers, Robin and the Seven Hoods, Tampopo, The Elephant Man, theToxic Avenger, Dune, The Rebel, The Punch & Judy Man, Pink Flamingoes, Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend, Head, A Prary Home Companion, Annie, the Man With The Golden Arm, Brain Dead, the League of Gentleman's Apocalypse, Godzilla, Son of Godzilla

Poets :- Ginsburg, the “Liverpool poets”, W. Blake, John Heggly.

Artists :- Mati Klarwein, Alison Lapper, Dali.

Food :- Fried egg sandwich, Rabit curry, Corned beef & rice, Trout.

Podcasts :- (Greg Proops) (The Red Panda & Black Jack Justice)

Laws :- Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, First law of thermodynamics

Favourite Quote :- “In the province of the mind, what is believed to be true is true or becomes true, within limits to be found experientially and experimentally. These limits are further beliefs to be transcended. In the province of the mind, there are no limits. “ - John C. Lilly
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen – everything else I have been without at one time or another
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering what “typical” is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anything - I was once a member of the Mills & Boon book club
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–90
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to (what else can I say)