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MadDuckie

30 Chandler, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A Sarcastic bastard shell over a funny and inquisitive interior covering a complete goof core.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Relearning how to cook after months of room service.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, reading books, meowing at cats, run on sentences, helping out my friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How I am much more interested in their cat than themselves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like Netflix.
TV Shows: Supernatural, Community, Burn Notice
Books: Dresden Series, Dune. Belgariad, Phillip K Dick.
Movies: Stranger than fiction, 5th Element, Beverly Hills Cop.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
My Computer
Dr Pepper
My Cats
The Internet
Running Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why am I still awake? Seriously I could so slip a nap into this five minute space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping In to charge up for Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My paranoia is making government agencies interested in me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to tell me your favorite joke or want to know how many Dadaists it takes to screw in a light bulb.