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MadEclair

27 F Tel Aviv, Israel

My Details

Last Online
Jun 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Well, okc was pretty lame in NYC and California...I don't really expect it to be any better in Tel Aviv....but I thought I might as well update it and see what happens...also I don't speak Hebrew yet...so stop writing me in Hebrew.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a costume designer, a burner, a musician, an artist, a freak and a pirate. Yargh.
I’m really good at
Making scandalous costumes, eating delicious food, drinking champagne, bantering, laughing with (at) people
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read enough. It's depressing. I'm working on it. My favorites though are Wuthering Heights (I know, I'm sure you hate it, I don't blame you...but I'm in love with Heathcliff), Sophie's Choice and Christopher Durang plays. I am currently reading Tolstoy's short stories.

I like lots of movies. All time favorites - Flash Gordon (ultimate), West Side Story, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Anything with Daniel Day-Lewis (especially The Unbearable Lightness of Being), The Little Mermaid, The Sorcerer and The White Snake....oh there are so many....

Music is equally as hard. I saw The Wall live last year and it was the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. I like The Devil Makes Three, Tool, QOTSA, Joni Mitchell, Muse, RATM, Jeff Buckley, James Taylor, Coheed & Cambria, Stevie Wonder, Alice in Chains, Nick Drake, Mumford & Sons, The Who, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin and anything by Stephen Sondheim.

Superjail is my favorite TV show. If that doesn't scare you, I probably wont either. I'm not gonna bother to list all the premium channel shows I enjoy...I think Superjail is probably the most telling of who I am :) That and my only reality show, Project Runway.

I fucking love food. Nothing better than a good meal, save for a good fuck. Favorites include steak and sashimi (not that I eat either very often). I love to try new foods/different ethnicity and would love to be introduced to something new....but good luck, as I am adventurous in food and have tried much. I love spicy food, meat and cheese. I have no patience for vegetarians, sorry. If you can't rip into some ribs and get sauce and blood all over you while I do I have no interest. Oh and I'm a total sucker for candy....especially sour gummy candy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting all gussied up in some fabulous costume to dance my ass off at a costume party full of freaks and weirdos. I love it. I am often there setting up and breaking down the party too. I am no sparklepony.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a big time musical geek. I can probably sing almost every Sondheim musical all the way through.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
.......if you have something interesting to say. I am not going to respond to "hey beautiful" or "sexy hair" or whatever bullshit generic message you can roll out. I am a hell of a lot of fun and I want to know you are. Also....if you are judgmental, you will probably be horrified by me, so don't waste my time.

If you're funny, interesting, weird, adventurous, playful and generally a solid dude....go ahead and message me.

Bonus points if you're a musician!