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27 F Tel Aviv, Israel

My Details

Last Online
Jun 28
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Well, okc was pretty lame in NYC and California...I don't really expect it to be any better in Tel Aviv....but I thought I might as well update it and see what happens...also I don't speak Hebrew stop writing me in Hebrew.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a costume designer, a burner, a musician, an artist, a freak and a pirate. Yargh.
I’m really good at
Making scandalous costumes, eating delicious food, drinking champagne, bantering, laughing with (at) people
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read enough. It's depressing. I'm working on it. My favorites though are Wuthering Heights (I know, I'm sure you hate it, I don't blame you...but I'm in love with Heathcliff), Sophie's Choice and Christopher Durang plays. I am currently reading Tolstoy's short stories.

I like lots of movies. All time favorites - Flash Gordon (ultimate), West Side Story, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Anything with Daniel Day-Lewis (especially The Unbearable Lightness of Being), The Little Mermaid, The Sorcerer and The White Snake....oh there are so many....

Music is equally as hard. I saw The Wall live last year and it was the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. I like The Devil Makes Three, Tool, QOTSA, Joni Mitchell, Muse, RATM, Jeff Buckley, James Taylor, Coheed & Cambria, Stevie Wonder, Alice in Chains, Nick Drake, Mumford & Sons, The Who, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin and anything by Stephen Sondheim.

Superjail is my favorite TV show. If that doesn't scare you, I probably wont either. I'm not gonna bother to list all the premium channel shows I enjoy...I think Superjail is probably the most telling of who I am :) That and my only reality show, Project Runway.

I fucking love food. Nothing better than a good meal, save for a good fuck. Favorites include steak and sashimi (not that I eat either very often). I love to try new foods/different ethnicity and would love to be introduced to something new....but good luck, as I am adventurous in food and have tried much. I love spicy food, meat and cheese. I have no patience for vegetarians, sorry. If you can't rip into some ribs and get sauce and blood all over you while I do I have no interest. Oh and I'm a total sucker for candy....especially sour gummy candy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting all gussied up in some fabulous costume to dance my ass off at a costume party full of freaks and weirdos. I love it. I am often there setting up and breaking down the party too. I am no sparklepony.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a big time musical geek. I can probably sing almost every Sondheim musical all the way through.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
.......if you have something interesting to say. I am not going to respond to "hey beautiful" or "sexy hair" or whatever bullshit generic message you can roll out. I am a hell of a lot of fun and I want to know you are. Also....if you are judgmental, you will probably be horrified by me, so don't waste my time.

If you're funny, interesting, weird, adventurous, playful and generally a solid dude....go ahead and message me.

Bonus points if you're a musician!